Will Smith quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Will, you can be so stupid!

Will

Well, stupid is as stupid does!

What does that have to do with anything?

Will

I don't know but the movie made a billion dollars.

May I have a volunteer.

Carlton

Oh, pick me, oh Great Mentos, pick me!

Will

Oh, shoot me, oh Great Mentos, shoot me!

(walks into kitchen) Surprise!

Will

(sees her and screams) AAAAHHHH!!!

Will

I feel good!

Will

Yo, Carlton, people are complaining there ain't no bacon on the BLT's.

Carlton

Well, where’s the law that says the "B" has to stand for "bacon"? Read the damn sign!

Will

Bread, lettuce and tomato!?

Will

Oooh, I wonder what's in here? [drops and breaks the gift]

Carlton

Probably something that has to be replaced.

Will

Looka here, looka here. Look at these cute little money-sized envelopes. [extracts cash] BOOM-BYA! This is one of my favorite presents: Ben Franklin! [to the $100 bill] Excuse me, Ben, allow me to show you to your seat... [inserts the bill into his back pocket and spanks it]

Will

Uncle Phil, are you gonna let me go anytime soon?

Philip

(calmly) No, Will.

Will

That's cool.

Philip

I am going to get to the bottom of this mishap once and for all!

Will

EARTHQUAKE!

Will

Would you like to buy a vowel?

Philip

This trial is gonna be the death of me. We lost another juror today.

Will

Did you look under your robe?

Will

Back in Philly, I was known as Will '747' Smith.

Nicky

Why?

Will

Because I'm about to jet!

Will

Tell me this, Doogie. How is it possible that we are losing?

Carlton

I can't pull a battle to save my life.

Carlton

I had my knife. I went into the wild. But how's a little brave supposed to survive with all these bells and whistles? Well, the madness is over. I'm Carlton again.

Will

Carlton, look. A quarter.

Carlton

WHERE!? (he crawls on the floor, looking for the quarter)

Will

You're pathetic!

Carlton

You're right, Will. I've hit rock bottom. How come you can see the quarter and I can't?

Will

Because there ain't no quarter. (he slaps Carlton in the head)

Carlton

Come on, eight. Eight. I need an eight.

Will

Carlton, what the hell are you doing?

Carlton

What does it look like I'm doing? I'm gambling.

Will

You can't bet all your money on one number.

And the winner is... eight.

Will

Yes, I love you man!

Carlton

We're not up. We're down.

Will

Wht do you mean "we"?

Carlton

Well, after I maxed out my credit cards-

Will

Carlton, you maxed out your credit cards?

Carlton

Well, yeah. I couldn't get full value for the airline tickets.

Will

You hocked our airline tickets?

Carlton

Well what do you expect? I only got $200 out of your ATM card. Word to the wise, Will, never leave your PIN number in your wallet.

Carlton

Whatever's on the table.

Will

Wait a minute...

Will

YES!

...teen.

Will

NO! Wait, that says eighteen. We got eight. We should get something.

Come on! Hit me!

Your mama!

Will

Mama said knock you out!

Will

How do you like me now?!

That was... impressive. Take me!

Will

Um... You a little freaky-deeky, ain't you?

Now!

Will

Shoot, you ain't gotta tell me twice!