Will Smith quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Carlton

Hey guys. Look what I found.

Ashley

Hey, it's the dummy.

Will

Yeah and he found Safety Guy.

One, two, three! Hey, Ashley! [beatbox] Will and Carlton are sorry! [beatbox] Hey, kitty-cat! Hey, kitty-cat! Hey, kitty-cat! Help-help me out!

[beatbox]

We care about you very much!

Ple, ple, ple, ple, ple, ple, ple, please forgive us! [beatbox]

Ashley

Thanks to you, now I'm gonna be working at Dippity Doo Dog until I'm dippity dead!

I think it worked. I think she's feeling much better.

Will

I think you've been smokin' a little bit too much of that catnip.

Hey! You take that back!

Will

Carlton. It's over.

It's not over! (Talking to himself) What does he mean it's over?! It can't be over!

Carlton

Will, I'm a little uncomfortable with nudity.

Will

Oh, don't worry, Carlton, we're all uncomfortable with your nudity.

Carlton

[sings] The sun'll come out tomorrow.

The owner wants to put him down.

Carlton

What?! When?

Tomorrow.

Will

[sings] It's only a day away.

Philip

You can play with Carlton's clubs.

Will

What? You want me to play on my knees?

Will

Hey G, what's up, man? Hey, look, um, (referring to himself) I got this friend, right? You know, he kinda got a little problem. He got these 3 cousins and they all moving on with new and exciting lives and everything.

Geoffrey

Is your friend pensive?

Will

My friend doesn't know what pensive means.

Philip

So, Will, did you find a new place?

Will

Uh, well, Uncle Phil...

Carlton

Yeah, it's a great place.

How does it look?

Carlton

Well, it's got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors.

Will

Carlton's just playin', y'all. There's something I have to...

Philip

So, when do we get to see it?

Will

You can't.

Philip

Why not?

Carlton

Because it's tinted. You can't see inside of it.

Will

Carlton, it's okay, man, I can do this. You can't see my apartment, because I don't have one.

Carlton

It's a condo.

Will

Okay. That's all right, Carlton.

Will

Wherever and whenever... I got your back, C.

Carlton

Wherever, whenever, I got your back... W. That just doesn't sound right coming from me, does it?

Will

It sounds great, man.

Carlton

(in the bathroom) Hey! Who turned out the lights?! (comes downstairs with his pants down. he realizes that the family and Geoffrey, except Will, departed without him) Where is everybody?!

Will

(watches Carlton run out the door. he smiles) I am definitely gonna miss you, C.