“Will Gets a Job” quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Will

Yo, what's up, y'all? You know if Uncle Phil's in a good mood? I'm trying to hit him up for $50 for the homecoming.

Carlton

Will, $50 is only gonna cover the tickets. There's still the tux, the limousine, the pre-party party, the post-party party, and, in your case, bail.

Will

Yeah, you're right. This could cost a fortune.

Hilary

Oh, That's okay. Daddy's got a fortune. I always find that when you ask for large sums, it helps if you take his hand look deep into his eyes, and tell him you have cramps.

Carlton

That only worked for Hilary. When I tried it he sent me to a specialist.

Maybe Will did get a job.

Philip

Oh, please, Vivian. You'd believe that boy if he told you that he was a big rap star whose album just went platinum.

Will

[as a pirate in a restaurant] Welcome to the Briny Deep, where none of our prices are ever too steep. We got fresh fish, you can look at our tank, to get to the bathroom make a left at the plank. Follow me.