Vlada Veramirovich quotes from The Critic

Vlada Veramirovich

(Seeing Jay and his trucker friends) Vlada takes all deliveries in the rear.

Vlada Veramirovich

Sorry pretty lady. Vlada's souffle hasn't risen in years.

Jay

Why are you telling me this?

Jeremy

Because you’re the only decent guy I’ve met in this dreadful country. I love you, mate.

Jay

Wow. That's twice in one day.

Vlada

I love you too!

Jay

You just love my money.

Vlada

That is true, but it is a love that will never die.

Jay

(Singing to the tune I’m A Little Teapot) I'm a happy critic, short and stout. I'll have a brisket.

Vlada

(Also singing) Sorry, we're out.