This is worse than the time you sucker-punched Mr. Rogers!
Voiced by Christine Cavanaugh
The Critic · 167 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in The Critic: in 5 of its 167 quotes
Most scenes with: Jay Sherman (2)
Lines by Marty Sherman 3
When I grow up, I want to be a man just like you.
It's okay Dad, money's not important.
Scenes with Marty Sherman 2
Now Son, you may just have noticed there was a beautiful woman in my bed.
MartyI won't tell anyone.
Actually, I wish you would tell everyone. Particularly, your mother and her personal trainer, Alberto.
S1 E1 Pilot
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(Jay and Marty playing the arcade game "Escape from the Big Apple")
MartyHurry up Dad, you've only got ten seconds to get to Long Island.
Uh-oh, Yankee Stadium is emptying out!
MartyAnd it's Nickel Beer Day! (Character jumps over crowd)
Oh no, the Reverend Al Sharpton!
ASAl Sharpton
Blah-Blah-Blah! Blah-Blah-Blah! Blah-Blah-Blah! Blah-Blah-Blah! Blah---
(Character turns into a skeleton and dies, "Game Over" screen appears)
S1 E1 Pilot
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