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Ardeth quotes from The Critic

Voiced by Brenda Vaccaro · 5 quotes

Voiced by Brenda Vaccaro

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in The Critic: in 5 of its 167 quotes

Lines by Ardeth 4

I don’t know why I ever married you. (zoom out to reveal they're at their own wedding)

You’re just as bad a father as you were a lover.

We raised a great kid.

(On the phone) Jay, this is your ex-wife. Your alimony check is eighteen minutes late. Nope, nineteen minutes. That's it, I'm calling my lawyer!

Ardeth. How’s my favorite ex-wife?

Ardeth

The judge said every time you talk to me, it costs you a hundred dollars.

(Lays down money beside Ardeth) Fine, here’s two hundred. Get bent!