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The Critic · Season 2, Episode 1

Jay and Vlada in “Sherman, Woman and Child”

Jay

(Singing to the tune I’m A Little Teapot) I'm a happy critic, short and stout. I'll have a brisket.

Vlada

(Also singing) Sorry, we're out.

(Jay sighs dissapointingly)

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