Margo Sherman quotes from The Critic

Now look, I'll be honest. This is the ride I take with all my brother's girlfriends where they admit they're just using him.

Great, welcome to our crappy family.

(On the phone) Jay, this is your sister. You got a lot of laughs on The Tonight Show last night. Um ... did you mean to have your fly open the whole time?

(On the phone) Jay, this is your sister. Mom just gave me your old room. Um ... do you still want this Leif Garrett poster?

Debutante balls are outdated, elitist, and sexist. You said so yourself in your review of Boyz n the Hood.

(To her ex Johnny, after he wanted to say goodbye before leaving) Aww, that's so sweet. Before you left, I wanted to say "Get bent."