VVito
Big Tony and Little Sal are gonna nail the auditions! They were born to be famous.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Step 2: acting lessons.
I got this! Show me anger, despair, passion!
[Lalo grunts harder, then lets off a fart and pants in exhaustion]
CCJ
[disgusted] He's got gassy down!
CCarl
I've got a better way. Lalo, just think of something really sad. It's what I do to get out of punishments.
[Lalo softly thinks for a second; Flashback to him as a puppy playing his red ball toy, the ball falls in the sewer and he bursts into tears; End of flashback, he floods up the living room with his tears as he continues crying]
[standing on the sofa] Whoa, he's good.
[The Casagrande kids, Sergio, and Lalo arrive at Flores Park where the Phoebe Powers movie equipment and dog auditions are being set up]
NMr. Nakamura
[disappointed with Nelson] Why did you have to bite the director? Bad Nelson. [leaves]
We're here for the auditions.
CChuck
Great! You're up after those two.
[Big Tony and Little Sal show off their fighting moves and end up getting tangled up]
VVito
They did that on purpose. [chuckles]
Next!
CCJ
Wow, check out the TV! [presses a button on the remote and the screen shows Lalo on set, wearing a motion capture suit]
Hey, there's Lalo on set!
CCJ
Does that suit look too tight for him?
CCarl
[relaxing on the massage chair] It's slimming. He'll be fine.
Yeah, you're probably right. Whoa, this TV has video games!
[Vito moans in disappointment and leaves]
[enraged] You! You just ruined my movie!
Yeah? Well you almost ruined my dog!
What?! The dog was never in any real danger. This is a movie set, kid! See all the special effects?
Are you ready, papa?
[eating a torta, without pants, or enthusiasm] Ya seen one building, ya seen 'em all. Why am I going?
Anyone who donated was invited.
Uh... I don't remember donating.
RRosa
I did. Now put some pants on and lose the torta. You'll ruin your suit.
I'm not a baby, I know how to eat. [eats the whole torta in his mouth, except for the condiments which end up on him; whining] Rosa, my shirt!
[Bobby, wearing cat jammies, and Carlota, wearing a prom dress, are both arguing in the living room]
[in unison] What?! No way. You're wrong.
[in unison] I know what I'm talking about. [out of unison] I'm telling you, Bobby, word on the street is that the secret theme for Par's party, is prom.
No way! It's kigurumi. Animal pajamas are so in. You can party and nap without changing.
RRosa
Bobby, Carlota, I need one of you to watch the kids tonight.
But Abuela, I can't miss Par's party, he's my BFF. He'll kill me.
And I need to be there for my vlog. If Cindy Tran gets the scoop on me again, she'll steal more of my subscribers! [takes out her phone, showing Cindy's vlog]
CCindy
Hey, it's Cindy Tran with Tran Talk! [sighs] Don't you just love me?
[fiercely] She's my nemesis. [in unison with Bobby] Make him do it!
[in unison with Carlota] Make her do it!
[Rosa annoyingly takes one of her heels off and spins it on her finger, threatening them both]
BCBobby and Carlota
Right. We'll figure it out.
RRosa
I knew you would.
CCarolta
Alright, hear me out. I'll go for the first half of the party, and you take the second half.
What? No way. Last time I was that late to one of Par's parties, Par didn't speak to me for a week. It was torture.
[thinking about it] Then how about we take shifts? 30 minutes each, I'm going first.
What? Why?! No fair!
You're right, what about if you stay, and I go first?
[not realizing] Much better.
Great! See you in 30. Bye! [leaves]
[realizes] Wait. Darn it! [slaps himself in his face in frustration]
[Bobby gasps as he and Carlota both see what the boys have done]
[horrified] What did you guys do?!
CCarl
[smugly] Uh-uh-uh, you said we could. [takes out his phone]
I did not.
CCarl
[plays the recording; through recording] Hey, Carlota. Uh, can we get the snow cone machine out of the storage room and make shaved ice for dinner?
[through recording] Sure, sounds good. [over the barrel] Ugh! Fine, my bad. But when Abuela sees this mess, we're all in for chancla time.
CCCarlitos, Carl, and CJ
[horrfied] Chancla time?!
Clean for your lives!
RRosa
So, who ended up babysitting?
[in hasty unison] Bobby
[in hasty unison] Carlota.
RRosa
Well, whoever it was, seems like you did a good job.
[Hector sits down, right on top of the 'on' button, and gets snow blasted onto the ceiling]
[decided to finally come out of her room, and enters] Hey, guys. What did I miss?
What year is it? How long have I been frozen?
This is heaven on-- [gets hit by a dodgeball]
DDodge
Hey! Can we get our ball back?
Hey, Dodge. Here you go. [throws the ball back at her] We were wondering if we could share the gym with you since it's too cold outside to skate.
DDodge
Oh, of course you can… Not!
[Her teammates laugh rudely]
Oh, come on. The gym's big enough for all of us.
DDodge
Too bad. We were here, first. Now take your boards, and go! [throws the ball at the door as it opens]
[gasps in surprise and amazement] Check it out. My wiggly tooth finally came out. [close-up of her mouth, open wide and a little gap where her fallen tooth used to be; whistles loudly with no fingers in her mouth] But… where did it go?
RRosa
Familia, time for lunch! It's ceviche tostadas day!
[The Casagrandes and Sid take their seats at the table]
Hey, Abuela, is it okay if my friend joins us for lunch?
RRosa
Of course, Mijia, all are welcome. [gasps in surprise as Alisa comes in]
CSCasagrandes and Sid
[surprised] Alisa!
AAlisa
Hola, Casagrandes family! It's so great to see you again. [sniffs] I'm sorry, but is that… tostadas de ceviche?!
RRosa
You bet, mija! Ven aquí! Let me get you a little serving.
AAlisa
[takes a seat at the end of the table and Rosa walks up with a plate of ceviche tostadas; gasps] Gracias! Ceviche is my favorite. [picks up a tostada and eats it; gasps with amazement] So good!
AAlisa
Aye, my makeup's running.
Don't worry, I'll clean you up. [looks around for her makeup bag and realizes she accidentally left it back at the hotel; gasps in horror] My makeup bag! I left it at the hotel! I'll have to go back!
AAlisa
Oof, good luck. 12 is Midnight is staying on my floor, and their fans are even more intense than mine.
[Ronnie Anne spits out her orange juice and she and Sid gasp over hearing that]
Did you say 12 is Midnight is on your floor?!
RARonnie Anne and Sid
We can get it for you.
Um, I mean, we'd be happy to help you out, my sweet prima. [gives her prima cute eyes and blinks]
AAlisa
Oh, awesome. Thanks, muchachas. Here's my key card. Help yourself to any snacks in the--
[holding her Yoon Kwan standee] Let's go, paper Yoon Kwan!
Boy, these celebrities sure stay in some ritzy places.
[The girls walk up at the hotel and enter]
That key card let's go anywhere in the hotel, and if we're super duper lucky, we'll catch a glimpse of 12 is Midni--
[The girls gasp as they see their favorite boy band walking to the elevator; the crowd shouts in excitement and take photos of them with their phones]
[hyperventilating and holding Sid as they both jump on their feet] They're… They're… They're right there. [mumbles]
[As 12 is Midnight enter the elevator, Yoon Kwan sticks his head out and winks hearts out his eye as the love scent swirls around the girls and sigh dreamily]
Now let's go get the "makeup kit".
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