Carlos, Hector and others in “Unfinished Business”

Are you ready, papa?

[eating a torta, without pants, or enthusiasm] Ya seen one building, ya seen 'em all. Why am I going?

Anyone who donated was invited.

Uh... I don't remember donating.

I did. Now put some pants on and lose the torta. You'll ruin your suit.

I'm not a baby, I know how to eat. [eats the whole torta in his mouth, except for the condiments which end up on him; whining] Rosa, my shirt!