Sergio!
RRosa
Where have you been? We've been worried sick!
Been crashing with Sancho. [to Bobby] Had to teach Bobby a lesson.
Well, it worked. I'm sorry about what I said.
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[gasps as she got a text from Alisa] Shut up! Alisa just liked my vlog!
[in unison] What?
[in unison] Did you say Alisa?!
RRosa
Quine? Is that a friend of yours?
No, no, Abuela. She's a famous musician and a judge on that singing show, "The Song." [gasps as she gets more texts from Alisa] It's her again! She's says she's on tour, here in Great Lakes City… [gasps] and she's inviting me to do her makeup and a live interview before the show! [screams in excitement]
We should all buy tickets and go. To support you.
Uh, yeah. I so with you guys could come, but the show's been sold out for months. Bummer.
[Her laptop beeps, showing Alisa sent the family some free tickets]
Whoa! Alisa just sent you 10 free tickets!
CCarl
I'll come with you. I have important business to discuss with Alisa.
And I wanna give her my CDs.
You two, stop right there! You promised you'd stay out of my way.
[whispering to Carlos] Remember when I used to sneak out and go to concerts?
RRosa
[having to have heard that; angered shock] What? You're grounded, young lady.
Ugh, this is all my fault. I told Blaze to get rid of you guys, but I never wanted this to happen. [sighs] I'm sorry.
No, mija. It's our fault. We were kind of…
[squawks] Cuckoo for Alisa?
True, but that doesn't matter. You guys are way important to me than some celebrity interview.
[recording an online video with her and her family on stage with Alisa] OMG, this is way better than an interview!
When Ronnie Anne was a baby, she had the cutest little pompis. And she used to go... [wiggles his butt] "Toot-toot-toot! Toot-toot-toot!"
[The whole class laughs, except for Sid; Ronnie Anne blushes full of embarrassment and humiliation and covers her face]
Ugh! I don't how I'll ever live down the pompis tooting disaster.
CCarl
I know. And I thought I had it bad with everyone calling me, "Carl Casa-chonies."
[As Ronnie Anne and Carl come home after school]
Okay, I hate to say it, but school without Abuelo was awesome.
CCarl
[counting a huge wad of cash] I'll say, my torta sales were through the roof.
[The two enter the mercado and gasp in horrified shock at the state it is in; Sergio flies carrying a heavy box full of mangoes; Bobby is sucking his thumb, rocking in the corner]
[fending off the lobsters with her camera] BACK, YOU HARD-SHELLED BEASTS!
[surrounded by lots of boxes] I have no idea where I am.
Ever since we moved here, you spend all your time at the mercado or talking to Lori. You should find a BFF. My life here got way better once I met Sid.
O, M, G! (Runs up and hugs Ronnie Anne) I came down for sugar, but got something much sweeter!
You know what? Rocko's training can wait, Sid. I have to help Bobby a new friend today.
Really?
Yup, we're gonna find you, your Sid.
Ooh! Good luck! I can't wait to meet the other me!
[laying on the floor, exhausted] That's it. I'm migrating. [flops his wings] Am I in Alaska yet?
FMrs. Flores
[unaware as the heatwave melts her makeup] How do I look? [a little boy clutches his mother, crying over the melted makeup which scared him; concerned] Aye. Where's the mirror? I want to see!
Uh… [laughs nervously and throws the mirror aside]
RRosa
Mr. Scully, we weren't expecting you.
SMr. Scully
I'm here to install the new smoke detectors. Figure since the Changs are away, I'll start there.
Wait, you can't install anything on an empty stomach, Abuela was just about to start cooking.
[The lizards crawling through Rosa's dress.]
RRosa
You know me, always cooking.
[Iggy and Gus are still crawling in places they don't belong.]
SMr. Scully
Are you feeling okay? You seem a little jumpy.
Abuela, that's enough salsa dancing.
CCarl
This is the only hiding place left!
But I don't like the spin cycle.
[Flies in] Scully's done, he's headed home.
Yes! We're in the clear.
[Back in the Changs' apartment, the kids return with the animals.]
I can't believe our plan worked.
CCarl
Of course it did, we kicked butt.
CCJ
[Notices something about his cage.] Why is this cage empty?
Oh, that's Cam's cage, he's probably just camouflaging himself.
CCJ
[Feels inside the cage] Nope, he's gone.
So you're telling me that a snake with the power to be invisible is loose in the building?! [Faints]
[As Ronnie Anne and Bobby do their homework in the living room, Big Tony and Little Sal chase Sergio around]
[panicked squawk] Not your squeaky toy! [Big Tony bites his feathered tail]
Guys, that's my homework!
VVito
Big Tony and Little Sal, keep it down! We're guests.
I'm just gonna say it. Vito's a terrible roommate!
The worst!
[Lalo angrily barks out his thoughts]
[she and Bobby gasp] Lalo, language!
[Ronnie Anne walks out of her room, wearing a white floral dress, white socks, and Mary Janes]
[in her folklorico dress walks to her with CJ, wearing a white shirt and shorts, red neckerchief, and sandals] Ronnie Anne, where are my clothes?! Is this one of your practical jokes?!
No, I thought it was laundry day. But I did put a whoopee cushion on Abuelo's chair.
[sits down offscreen] Oop, ah, excuse me!
CCarl
[walks up, wearing white floral underwear] Why are my chonies so fancy?
[walks up, wearing a sombrero, brown leather jacket, vest and pants, green tie, and white pointy boots] I don't think these are my pants but I like 'em! And there are little toys on my shoes! [plays with the spurs on his boots] Wee!
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