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Bruno quotes from The Casagrandes

Played by Eric Bauza · 4 quotes

In 4 of the 329 quotes from The Casagrandes
Most scenes with: Ronnie Anne (3)

Scenes with Bruno 4

Morning, Bruno, I'll have the Great Lakes City special, one dog dragged through the garden.

BBruno

You want a hot dog with the works, at 9 AM?

BBruno

[sighs] You sure I can't interest you in a danish or something?

[Ronnie Anne is making a displeased expression while the screen pans back to the girl behind her]

Excuse me, can I get one Great Lakes City Special?

[she gestures towards her] See? This girl gets it. [She gives her a thumbs up as well. She takes the hot dog from Bruno and rides away.] Later, dude!

Hector, what're you doing under the table?

IIvan

Huh! You're the health inspector who shut down my studio.

Ooh, this is gonna feel good cuz it does wanna feel good! [eats a bucket of popcorn]

Him? He's not a health inspector. He's my favorite husband.

KMrs. Kernicky

Awkward.

IIvan

It seems like two of you like to have a lot to talk about. I'm going to reopen my studio cuz I want to reopen my studio.

KMrs. Kernicky

Another time to bounce, everyone!

[Ivan and the other people leave the apartment]

Hector Casagrande, explain.

Well, I was tired of hearing you talk about Ivan and his dance class earlier, okay? So, I hope if the world were making them shut it down, that might act like the other end of it.

[sharply with anger] Hector! How selfish could you feel?! I don't want to talk to you for now. [walks to the door, rips it off, and leaves]

BBruno

[walks in along with Vito] Gee, who could see this coming?

Aww. I need to fix this.

[burps] And I need more popcorn.

BBruno

Now that we're done with the morning rush, it's time to study up on the menu.

Not to brag, but, I've eaten your Dragged Through the Garden dog like, a million times.

BBruno

That's great, but, I got 50 other dogs. If you're gonna sell 'em, then you gotta know how they taste.

I thought you'd never ask!

BBruno

Ronnie Anne? What are you doing here?

I'm sorry, Bruno. I lied about Bobby breaking his arm. I didn't want to come to work today because I didn't realize how hard your job is. But I'm here now, and I'm gonna help you.

BBruno

I appreciate the apology, Ronnie Anne, but it's too late. I'm a laughing stock.

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