Ronnie Anne quotes from The Casagrandes

Now that we're done with the morning rush, it's time to study up on the menu.

Ronnie Anne

Not to brag, but, I've eaten your Dragged Through the Garden dog like, a million times.

That's great, but, I got 50 other dogs. If you're gonna sell 'em, then you gotta know how they taste.

Ronnie Anne

I thought you'd never ask!

Ronnie Anne

Hey, Sid. Have you seen my family?

Sid

Everyone just went to the park for the hot dog eating contest.

Ronnie Anne

[worried with shock] Oh, no! If Bruno sees Bobby there, he'll know I was lying!

Ronnie Anne? What are you doing here?

Ronnie Anne

I'm sorry, Bruno. I lied about Bobby breaking his arm. I didn't want to come to work today because I didn't realize how hard your job is. But I'm here now, and I'm gonna help you.

I appreciate the apology, Ronnie Anne, but it's too late. I'm a laughing stock.

Ronnie Anne

I give up! Beto hates us, and as long as he's here, we'll never get to spend any quality time with Dad.

Bobby

It stinks. Anytime we're at Dad's place, I'll have to sleep with one eye open.

Ronnie Anne

Let's just go home. At least at Abuela's, we won't have to deal with Beto.

[entering the living room with Rosa; impressed with her daughter and Sid's dancing] That was great, girls. Your hard work practicing these dances all week has really paid off.

Even I know the moves now. Hip, hip, double heart fingers.

Sid

No one can resist a 12 is Midnight bop. It's a fact.

Ronnie Anne

And now we've got every one of 12 is Midnight's signature moves down. [she and Sid hold each other and jump while squealing] I still can't believe you won us the chance to be extras in their next music video! Talk about luck.

Sid

Luck and about 300 boxes of 12 is Midnight After Dark Cocoa Cereal.

Ronnie Anne

Yeesh. You sure about this place?

Sid

Yup, it's the old Great Lakes City Concert Hall.

Ronnie Anne

Well, it's definitely old.

Sid

Let's call it character. [the doors creak open by themselves] So much character. And not spooky at all. Come on!

Sid

This is not going the way I planned, but I did get to smell Yoon Kwan just now, so it's kind of going how I planned.

Ronnie Anne

[takes her phone out her pocket, getting a call from Lincoln; answers the call, revealing Lincoln and Clyde in a car] Hey, Linc. Hey, Clyde. What's up?

Hey, Ronnie Anne. Clyde and I are in Great Lakes City with his dads. Want to hang out later?

Ronnie Anne

Can't make it, Linc. Sid and I are at the Great Lakes City Concert Hall. We're gonna be extras in a 12 is Midnight music video.

Oh! I love their smooth tunes!

Cool. How's it going so far?

Ronnie Anne

Well, we haven't gotten to film anything yet because weird things keep happening on the set.

What kind of weird things?

Ronnie Anne

The lights keep flashing.

Sid

There's mysterious piano sounds. Also, some stuff is floating.

Ronnie Anne

Wait, when was that?

Sid

Oh, right now.

These are all the classics signs of a haunting.

We'll be right over.

[to his dads] Dads, change of plans. GLC Concert Hall, stat! Please and thank you.

Okay, what's with the floating lunch?

Ronnie Anne

Apparently we have a ghost.

Please. Ghosts aren't real.

AH! MY HAIR! That's it! I'm finding this ghost and giving it a piece of my mind!

Sid

Well, this one was more our fault, but I like where you're going with this, Yoonie. Let's get this ghost.

Yeah!

Ronnie Anne

It's in the storage room again. Let's go!

Uh, guys, I'm still in the hole.

Sid

[as Woo-Yeon is turned into a French horn] NO! Woo-Yeon! [tearfully] He was so young, but now he's a French horn-- although a handsome French horn.

Ronnie Anne

Everyone, run! Before we're all turned into instruments!

Ronnie Anne

Listen. We're all going to be turned into instruments if we don't do something. We have to figure out who this ghost is and what it wants.

Well, we know this ghost likes the color blue.

Sid

And he was playing music earlier. Maybe that's a clue.

Wasn't the director filming rehearsal? We could check playback.

Sid

[dreamily] Gorgeous and brilliant.

Ronnie Anne

We'll have to get back to the stage though.

Ronnie Anne

[reading the plaque on the wall] "Born in Mexico in 1801, Narciso Grillo was the first renowned composer of the Great Lakes City Music Hall, where he wrote all of his favorite symphonies."

That's it? It doesn't tell us how to stop him from turning us into instruments? Agh. Dumb plaque.

Ah, I love Fridays. I can already smell the weekend. Freedom, pizza…

Ronnie Anne

[desolated] It's Monday, Carl.

Carlota, I'm here to tell you that you're missing a PE credit. You'll have to make it up, ASAP.

Oh, no, see, I don't love sports so, I took extra art classes. That should be enough credits, right?

[not buying it] I'm afraid it doesn't work that way. If you don't get that PE credit, you can't graduate.

[shocked] What?!

Good news is, there's still time to join a sport. [walks away] Have fun!

Worst day ever! First, it's Monday, and now I'm not gonna graduate?!

Ronnie Anne

What? Carlota, you just have to join a sport. Easy-peasy.

You don't understand, Ronnie Anne. Sports are really not my thing.

Ronnie Anne

Not yet. Maybe you just haven't found the right one. I can help with that.

Pfft, good luck. Wouldn't want her on my team.

Ronnie Anne

Maybe soccer's your thing. Abuelo watches the Gatos on TV all the time. I bet you've already picked up a tip or two from their star player, Picosito. [shows her prima an image of Picosito kicking the ball]

Sí, Picosito does make it look pretty easy. Let's kick the ball into that… net, thingy.

Ronnie Anne

Uh… it's called a goal.