Tom Dubois quotes from The Boondocks ... TV Quotes Database

(After his team lose the last basketball game.)

Tom Dubois

Motherfuckers! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Pricks! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shhhhhheeeeiiiiiittttt!

(Narrating) Some people are scared of zombies and vampires. But the thing that scare black people the most are niggas and nigga moments. Tom DuBois was as far from a nigga as a black man could be. But Stinkmeaner knew that every black man's spirit is weakened during a nigga moment.

(Tom waits patiently for a car to pull out of a parking spot. Before he can pull in, a Benz whips into the spot ahead of him.)

Tom Dubois

What the...? Oh, come on, you... you... ni...nincompoop! You can't do that! Hey!! Come on!

HHuey

(Narrating) Nigga moments can happen to any black man at any time.

(The young black man gets out of the car, pointedly ignoring Tom. Tom gets out and follows him)

Tom Dubois

Hey!! That was my space! I had my blinker on and everything!

YBYoung Black Man

Fuck you, punk-ass, pussy-ass hook-ass, nigga! (Tom flinches) I'll beat your motherfuckin' sadiddy ass, nigga! Don't never in yo' LIFE ever try to holla at me, nigga! (starts to walk away) Fuck with me, nigga, and I'll pop da trunk on yo' bitch ass, nigga, get my motherfuckin' Uzi, nigga.

(Tom seethes, and starts to convulse as Stinkmeaner's spirit possesses him. Tom's face contorts evilly)

PTPossessed Tom

WHAT DID YOU SAY, NIGGA!?

(Young black man stops in his tracks, turns around and walks back towards Tom)

YBYoung Black Man

(annoyed) You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick, nigga. I'm tired of this motherf--

(Possessed Tom jumps in the air and kicks the young black man squarely in the chest with both feet. The force sends the young black man flying through the air and lands hard on the concrete)

PTPossessed Tom

(in a maniacal froth, the young black man cowers in fear) OH YEAH! Look at ya! You was poppin' all that GOOD SHIT a second ago, then you got KICKED IN YO' CHEST! YOU EAT A DICK, NIGGA, YOU EAT A DICK!

(Tom's face reverses to his regular self, along with his persona)

Tom Dubois

Oh, my god! Sir, are you ok? Who did this to you? What did he look like? DID ANYONE SEE WHO ACCOSTED THIS MAN?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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(Riley wants to change the name of the team from the Woodcrest Deers)

Tom Dubois

You don't like the name? We rep Timid Deer!