Macktastic quotes from The Boondocks

Macktastic

Dis ol' man / He played foo' / Now his ass is grass for dropping dimes on my crew / The only reason that I pack a strap / Is that I knew this old nigga was foul like Hack-a-Shaq!

You could invite them over for dinner and get to know them...

Yeah, I... guess I could do that...

Macktastic

Wazhappenin' nigga? Alright nigga, where da chicken wings and donuts at?!

Thugnificent

(kicks over a chair, yelling) What the fuck you got to EAT in this bitch, NIGGA?!!!?!?

Uh-ummm! THAT shit ain't happenin'.

You don't know where I came from! I'm from a small town called Whup-A-Rebel's-Little-Narrow-Country-Ass, and you-HEY! Put that camera back over here! I ain't finished my damn line! Ya'll makin' me homesick! There, now stick that up yo' ass!

Thugnificent

Eat a dick, old man! You faggot-ass, punk-ass, pussy-ass nigga!

Macktastic

Eat it, foo'! Eat a dick, old muthafucka! Matter of fact, eat a sack of baby dicks, muthafucka!

Flonominal

Fuck you, bitch-ass old man! No one likes you anyway, muthafucka!

Thugnificent

Now Riley, I want you to know even though we're doing it real grand, if this rap shit don't work, we runnin' up in nigga's houses!

Flonominal

We gonna be hittin' the street, son! Movin' mad rock all day, sellin' that real heavy drug shit!

Or we be flippin' those burgers at Wendy's, my nigga!

...know what I mean? With the fries and shit, I do whatever nigga! Shakes, all that "extra ketchup? Here, you need some napkins?" You feel me?

Macktastic

Man what the fuck is you talkin' about?

Thugnificent

What the fuck was that?

I'm sorry man, I wasn't thinkin' about it. I shoulda said, like... Burger King...