The Big Bang Theory · Season 8
When your mom gets back, I'm gonna need to apologize for the way I spoke to her.
Well, come on, she did kinda start it.
Doesn't matter. A good Christian would have turned the other cheek. On the other hand, a good Texan would have shot her, so I'll just split the difference.
Sheldon, do you understand the irony of your fixation on a man with super speed, while after five years, all I can get out of you is a distracted make-out session on a couch?
Irony's not really my strong suit.
[Skyping with Amy] I've been thinking a lot about relationships and how difficult they can be, and I think...
I've been thinking about them, too, Sheldon. Being your girlfriend is so challenging. Emotionally, physically. I've been incredibly patient for years.
Strongly disagree. Go on.
Okay, well, this isn't easy to say because I love you. But I need some time to take a step back and reevaluate our situation.
Oh.
I hope you understand.
Okay.
Bye, Sheldon.
[She ends the session. Sheldon shuts his laptop and looks at a statue of Gollum.]
Well, Gollum, you're an expert on rings. [opens a drawer and takes out a box with an engagement ring inside] What do I do with this one?
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