Hillbilly quotes from The Angry Video Game Nerd

What have you got here?

Bunch of shit.

I see. Unfortunately this is kind of my thing. (Notices the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Atari 2600 cartridge) How much is this one right here?

A hundred.

A hundred? As in like a hundred dollars?

No, shit-for-brains, a hundred centavos. Of course a hundred dollars! We are living in the US of A, ain't we?

I - I'll take it for 50.

..It's a hundred.

It's a piece of shit. Look at this! Look at this stock label! I mean, do you know what this is supposed to be? Can you tell me what this is?

I have no idea what that is. I can tell you what it looks like: It looks like the shit stain in the bottom of my drawers right now!

This is a shit stain on a shitty game! That perfectly just sums it all up.

That, there, is a rare video game, Boy.

Unfortunately I'm like - like flies on a piece of shit because I just can't stay away from this stuff.

(after being attacked by Chop Top and Leatherface) You've gotta believe me, there's this guy coming after me!

Hey, hey! Settle down.

I'm not kidding! I'm really not kidding. He's-

Calm down, little buddy. Be cool. Be calm. Be collected... hey, what's that over there? (knocks the Nerd out with his banjo) Batter-up, bitch boy! (starts dragging the Nerd away. As he does so, he sings) Hey there, motherfuckers... Don't tell me what I should do... 'Cause they be motherfuckers...

(while the Nerd is being tortured by being forced to play the game) How do you like that, Nerd? How do ya like!? How do ya like!? (cackles)

Playing that game like he really don't like it? Ain't that a shame. Listen to him whimper like a little girl. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH hee hee hee! Yeah, boy. (the Nerd summons enough rage to free himself from his bindings and make an escape) Oh, shit!