[AVGN comes to a barn where a hillbilly playing a banjo is selling old video games]
What have you got here?
Bunch of shit.
I see. Unfortunately this is kind of my thing. (Notices the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Atari 2600 cartridge) How much is this one right here?
A hundred.
A hundred? As in like a hundred dollars?
No, shit-for-brains, a hundred centavos. Of course a hundred dollars! We are living in the US of A, ain't we?
I - I'll take it for 50.
..It's a hundred.
It's a piece of shit. Look at this! Look at this stock label! I mean, do you know what this is supposed to be? Can you tell me what this is?
I have no idea what that is. I can tell you what it looks like: It looks like the shit stain in the bottom of my drawers right now!
This is a shit stain on a shitty game! That perfectly just sums it all up.
That, there, is a rare video game, Boy.
Unfortunately I'm like - like flies on a piece of shit because I just can't stay away from this stuff.
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