Shit Pickle quotes from The Angry Video Game Nerd

So, yeah, it's a weird game, and you can just tell just by the cartridge. It's one of those weird baby blue cartridges, so you can tell right of the bat that it's a big piece of fucking shit.

Pickle.

There's only one reason to buy this game. And that's to be able to say, "I own Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu," so people can awkwardly stare at you.

Shit-pickle-shit-pickle-shit-pickle-shit-pickle.

(Shit Pickle plays the game.) So, what do you think?

Shit!

Exactly.

The Nerd

Number 5, "Ooze." Oh, wow, a title screen? Really? [starts the game, then sees several green pickle-shaped objects in the background] Oh my god, it's...it's... [the objects each turn into a Shit Pickle]

Shitpickleshitpickleshitpickleshit...

The Nerd

Whoa! Ohh-

Pickle! Shi-i-i-i-i-

The Nerd

Narlalalala!

Shit pickle!

The Nerd

Alrighty, then. Well, this is the first game that uses the "B" button. For jumping! Any gamer who grew up with Super Mario Bros. expects "A" to jump.

The Nerd

[picks up the Nokia N-Gage] The Nokia N-Gage. Nokia's attempt to mix a phone with a gaming system. These days, it's common to play a game on your phone, but back then, options were... kinda limited, but Nokia was here to change that. They had a pretty impressive catalog, too. Stuff like Call of Duty, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, and of course, Tomb Raider. Before we play the game, we have to put it in! Right? No problem, let's just pop the back off the phone, then you pull out the battery... Hmm. I hope no one tries to call me while I'm doing this.

Shit pickle, shit pickle! Shit pickle, shit pickle, shit pickle, shit pickle, shit pickle, shit pickle, shit pickle, shit pickle!

FUCKERRRRS! FUCKERRRRS!

MUNKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Nerd

So, we insert the SD card, pop the battery back in, put the case( of the phone) back on, and we're ready.