Bugs Bunny quotes from The Angry Video Game Nerd

Bugs Bunny

Nyah, what's up, fuck-cock vagina fuck-fuck?!

The Nerd

Yeah, this game's really a no-brainer. [drinks beer]

The Nerd

[spits out beer] OH MY GOD! IT'S BUGS BUNNY!

Bugs Bunny

Nyah... [eats carrot] What’s up, Doc?

The Nerd

[walks up to Bugs] I can't believe it! In my own house! Bugs Bunny! BUGS FUCKIN' BUNNY! [punches Bugs in the stomach and in the face]

The Nerd

This game is garbage!

Bugs Bunny

Nyaaaah-

The Nerd

[grabs Bugs by the ears and pounds his head on the floor; the commas that follow mark the head pounding] I'D RATHER PUT MY BALLS IN A CROCODILE'S MOUTH, WHILE SHOVING MY HEAD UP A UNICORN'S ASSHOLE!

Bugs Bunny

Nyah, ain't I a fuckin' stinker, motherfucker?!

The Nerd

Ain't you a goddamn fockin' pieceashit!

The Nerd

[after finding out Bugs' friends were pulling pranks on him] I'LL SHOW YOU SOME FUNNY TRICKS! [headbutts Bugs and starts punching him]

Bugs

[while being pummeled] Nyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaah, what's up, COCK?!

The Nerd

[kicks him in the face] I'll show you what's up, you fuckin' bunny piece of shit!

The Nerd

You want some shit? [drops his pants] BOMBS AWAY, BUGS BITCH! [diarrhea falls through a fake ass]

Bugs

Nyyyyaaah, [diarrhea pours onto his face] oh shit! OH SHIT! Nyah!

The Nerd

Ugh, man! [takes off fake ass] Don't worry, folks. It's not real. [Merrie Melodies spoof theme starts playing and Bugs is shown in distress] [while giving middle finger] Fuck you, Bugs Bunny! [gives middle finger through fake asshole] FUCK YOU, BUGS BUNNY! [tosses fake ass] There you go. Got your ass handed to you. [iris out, then cut to a drum, which the Nerd pops out of in a similar fashion to Porky Pig] Ah-duh, ah-duh, duh, that's all, fucks! [raises middle finger]

The Nerd

Come on, I thought toons like to get beat up!

Bugs Bunny

We do, doc. But you know what we don't like? Getting shit on the FUCKIN' FACE!!