Fred Fuchs quotes from The Angry Video Game Nerd

Fred Fuchs

WHO THE FUCK GOES THERE? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! ANSWER ME, TOUGH GUY, OR I'LL BLAST A HOLE IN YOU SO BIG I CAN STICK MY COCK IN IT! (getting wistful) And I don't wanna brag, but...

Fred Fuchs

You might wanna be a bit nicer about the game, considering the fact THAT I'M THE ONE WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING RIFLE!!!

Fred Fuchs

Sometimes, you just gotta run like Hell from your problems.

Fred Fuchs

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just a guy who built a computer in the jungle without electricity or internet. I'm not educated enough for the guy WHO TALKS ABOUT BUFFALO SHIT IN HIS BASEMENT!

The Nerd

...I guess that's a good point.

The Nerd

"Survive 'till the fixed time"... What, were you fucking stoned when you wrote this?

Fred Fuchs

Yes.

The Nerd

Thought so.

Fred Fuchs

It's an artistic interpretation of jungle life, you uncultured swine! I'm a goddamn artist, and this is my masterpiece! Obviously, too artsy-fartsy for your plebeian palate!

The Nerd

Aren't you doused in urine?

Fred Fuchs

From head to toe.