“Number 5, "Ooze." Oh, wow, a title screen?...” – The Nerd, The Angry Video Game Nerd ... TV Quotes Database

Number 5, "Ooze." Oh, wow, a title screen? Really? [starts the game, then sees several green pickle-shaped objects in the background] Oh my god, it's...it's... [the objects each turn into a Shit Pickle]

SPShit Pickles

Shitpickleshitpickleshitpickleshit...

The Nerd

Whoa! Ohh-

SPShit Pickles

Pickle! Shi-i-i-i-i-

The Nerd

Narlalalala!

SPShit Pickles

Shit pickle!

The Nerd

Alrighty, then. Well, this is the first game that uses the "B" button. For jumping! Any gamer who grew up with Super Mario Bros. expects "A" to jump.

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