(At the lunchroom...)
See? There's nothing going on. They're just having lunch and chatting.
What do you think they're saying?
(Gumball's suddenly becomes possessed by jealousy, similar to a demon possessing a body)
GSGumball's Jealousy
(evilly) "So, how do you like my STUPID PINK PETALS and my FAT YELLOW FACE?" "Oh, I'm so pleased you like it." "I use it to STEAL GIRLS FROM PEOPLE!!!"
Gumball's jealous of Leslie.
GSGumball's Jealousy
BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY GIIIRRL!!!!!
(The possessed Gumball storms down the hall sprinting towards the lunchroom, much to Darwin and Carrie's shock)
Oh, look! A bench in the shade. (chuckles)
(The two sit on the bench and sigh vividly.)
LLeslie
You know, after today, I never thought you and me would become friends.
Well, I guess life is just full of...SURPRISE!!
(Gumball, possessed once again by Jealousy pulls a rope, dropping maggots all over Leslie.)
GSGumball's Jealousy
Oh, I see you've met my hungry little friends.
GSGumball's Jealousy
That's right - I glued you to the bench! (cackles) I guess we won't be...INSECT-ING you at school tomorrow! HAHAHA-- No, no, I can do better. (inhales) We'll see how pretty you look after this, LARVAE-BOY! HAHA-- No, still not good. (inhales) That'll teach you for being a...creepy-crawly--ah, you get the point.
(The possessed Gumball walks away, leaving Leslie screaming in anguish.)
AAlan​​​​​​​
No, I love you more because I also love, loving you—
Sorry to interrupt. But can you please stop this?
Alan: What?
THIS! This hideous picture of happiness.
[Masami, Carrie and Leslie chime in, agreeing with Gumball]
I'm don't like it when you two use your stupid pet names and your gross lovey-dovey faces. You don't see me and Penny acting like that.
Because you're not going out with her?
IIdaho
You two are so beautiful, it makes me believe I, too, can find love. [Angrily] But when I look in the mirror, I realize I'm just a dirt covered ball of starch!
[Alan moves to Idaho]
Alan: But Idaho, if you wanna be loved... first, you gotta love yourself.
LLeslie​​​​​​​
[Angrily] Yeah! You're so nice and sensitive too I can't even hate you!
MMasami
[Angrily] You're so perfect, it makes me wanna rain on your parade until you swell up, turn brown, and rot!
[Carrie is confused, while everyone is silent]
[Clicks tongue] Uhhhh... I think what Masami is trying to say is that you guys are so perfect, it kinda makes us wish for your downfall.
MMasami
Uh-huh, why don't you go and be perfect somewhere else?
LLeslie
Well said, Carrie.
[Everyone walks away except Alan, Carmen, Gumball and Darwin. Gumball looks guilty, while Darwin pats him on the back]
(throws Gumball out of the locker room and on the ground.)
(pushes Leslie for inserting gum in and sabotaging Darwin's whistle) NOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
LLeslie
THE SOLO IS MINE, NOT DARWIN'S! HE STOLE MY SPOTLIGHT, AND FLOWERS NEED LIGHT TO GROW!
(hits Leslie by pushing him) Dude, you're a flower boy who plays a flute in a school band. You don't want this to get violent!
LLeslie
You were talking to someone who was a dancer since the year he was born in! (slaps Gumball and punches and kicks Gumball to give him a black eye)
What I meant (takes the Archie head off) (Gumball's black eye and swollen face are shown.) was violence is never the answer, dude. You're supposed to be happy for your friend's success. This isn't about Darwin being good at something, it's about you refusing to make the effort to better yourself, and you know what the definition of that kind of person is?
LLeslie
No, I don't want that to happen!
So, why don't we just enjoy the success of our friend even if it means that we get left behind?
Quick, he's about to play the solo!
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