Gumball quotes from The Amazing World of Gumball

I know I'm naked, but I can't find my clothes.

I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cake cheese.

Hmm...Okay, I think I got it. You should always tell the truth, unless you have to lie, but if you do lie, you should tell the truth about it, unless you're talking to someone who's lying, because if they tell a lie and you tell the truth for once, then it'll be a lie because you were lying about telling the truth, inside of a lie, so the whole thing is a lie while you are still being true in your heart.

Anais, it's supposed to be Halloween, not "Sugar-Coated Marshmallow Syrup Day".

Because your face is a muscle. The more you train it, the more awesome it looks.

[talks normally] I think we need to have a reasonable conversation with this young lady.

It’s Monday.

(Gumball's sweat pours out and Gumball's organs are crying.) I'm weak.

EVERYBODY, LISTEN, I think we all learned a very important lesson today and this lesson is...don't complain, be happy with what you got! no, that's.... uh, quite right?! uh, be careful of what you say! nah, no, that's not it either uh, don't jump to conclusions, no, no, don't try to be something you're... not... 'cause uh,... be yourselves?! I don't know, man... maybe the lesson is sometimes, some people do stuffy, things happen and it kind of goes nowhere, anyway, thanks for the check bye!

Finally, it's Saturday: check! Got my allowance: check! Affordable candy 'cause the stuff at the movies is a total rip-off: check! Blankets because they always go nuts with the air conditioning: check! Clippers in case someone with big hair sits in front of us: check! A red carpet to make us feel special: check! I'm ready to see the film and I'm spoiler-proof for the journey. Here we go!

If you're all hiding so I'd get up, I would like to point out that technically I haven't left my bed, so you don't win! Fine! [Throws his mattress off his back] If everyone is really gone, then no one would mind if I did this.

[Looks around, rubbing his cheek] Aaaaaa- it hurts, [Making weird movements] Ahhhh- I think I fractured my nose and sprained an ear or something. Aa! I think I need very expensive medical help, unless someone gave me a magic kiss? [Thinks and extends his mouth to his cheek, giving himself a kiss] What is going on here? [Gasp] I made a terrible wish [Starts to tear up] and now my whole family have disappeared! [Grouchy face] Good.

[strokes him] You know, dude, all you had to do is keep your mouth shut and say nothing.

Shhh! Here he comes!

He didn't see it.

[shrugs and takes a breath, then speaks in a weird voice] WALLET.