Darwin quotes from The Amazing World of Gumball

(to Gumball as Zach) NO, WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

[turns the lights back on] Stop! Stop, Jamie, you don't understand! [Gumball struggles to signal him to stop] Love is not something you take, it's something you earn!

Draw his attention to it! Make a wallet sound!

So who is Gumball Watterson? Here are some things people have said about me.

Gumball!

Is the most—

Anais

Amazing!

Dude!

Don't have time—

Richard

To say all the good things—

About...

Banana Joe

This!

Anais

Amazing!

Dude!

So, there you have it...

Go—

to—

the—

toilet.

We still have 24 hours until we go back to school!

24 WHOLE HOURS OF FUN!

So, what shall we do?

Shoot some hoops?

Nah, that's boring.

Water fight?

Nah, that's boring too. And wet. (Both sigh) I know!

It's time to play...

DODGE OR DARE!

Roll the dice, take a-

(sigh) Who am I kidding? We're bored of this as well. Why are these games so boring now?

Get out of the way!

I can't!

Get out of the way!

I'm a brick wall!

Hey, bud! What's with all the commotion?

Hey, kid, you can't go that way!

No time!

Oh man.

Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ngh! Ugh! Ugh! Agh! AGH!

AGH! [Echoing] GOSH....DARN IT!

Ngh! Ngh! All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cookie! This is all their fault! [Mockingly] "Ooh! Look at me! I’m a third ant!" [Babbles] THOSE STUPID, STUPID ANTS! Oh! Made it to the top!

Can we think of any better way to spend our lives?

Dude, I can't even think. Is my heart still beating?

Phew!

Keep flicking.

Listen!/Gum./ball!/The world/will end in 24 hours so/look for the signs!

Darwin, what are we doing here?

Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home, and feed our children in the future.

Darwin, there is no future. We need to study and make the most of it right now. Not listening to some baboon drone on about algebra.

Uh, Gumball, this is biology.

Ah, who cares? It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny.

This is pretty effective.

Richard

Well, it's an olympic event, you know.

Anais

Dad, is this really necessary?

Richard

Absolutely. In ever disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.

Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.

Richard

C'mon, guys. Think outside the box. This is got everything we need: a toilet, a... uh...

I don't think we're all going to fit in there.

Richard

We have to!

Gumball Watterson, come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!

Richard, do something!

Richard

Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open!

Ew!

Richard

Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!

Look Darwin, shampoo!

Perfect for bald people.

[Whispering] Gumball!....

[Whispering] I'm scared.....

Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.

I got hungry.....

Oh man.... What have I done!?

[Furious] DARWIN!!!!! [Walks up to Darwin, angrily] What was THAT?!

[Comes clean instead of being angry] Look....... This is..... This is all my fault, okay?... I... I owned up to Masami and asked her to go to the treehouse so I can kiss her, she was being manipulative I.... I backpedaled on my own... [Gumball facepalms, and shakes his head in disapproval] I... I didn't know what else to do... [Looks away] I'm sorry, Gumball....

Well, WHAT are you gonna do now?!

[Looks at Gumball, sadly] I know what I need to do, I know what I finally need to do to end all of this... [Leaves]

[Speechless] W-What?......

[Offscreen] I'm so sorry, man.....

[Sadly sits down, and sighs] Well.... that wasn't much help at all......

Banana Joe

[With Tobias, and comforts him] Hey, Gumball. What's going on over here?

And what happened to "Pals Before Gals"?

Look.... everything is cool, okay? I'll... I'll try and figure out a way to save him from Masami. I swear.

Banana Joe

Okay, Gumball. I know that your plan is at risk, but don't complain, we'll figure out a way to stop him.

Take your time, man.

Okay, Tobias...

[Passing by] Hi, Gumball.

[sighs] There's only one thing left to do....

Richard

Huh? Well, that was a pretty long timeout.

Yeah, but now we've got somebody who can beat you -- Lazy Larry.

Richard

Lazy Larry, huh? Why, that's a name I haven't heard since the summer of eighty-three...

AW, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE SUMMER OF EIGHTY-THREE!

Richard

Sorry... So, where is he?

Here!

[whispering] What are we gonna do?

[whispering] I don't know.

Huh?

Maybe we should just go outside again, this time through the front door.

Good idea, Gumball!

Okay, prepare to get wet.

WHAT THE WHAT?!

Gumball, what's wrong with you? You're hyperventilating! [grabs Gumball] Stop panicking, Gumball! Just calm down! (slapping Gumball) GET...A...GRIP! SNAP...OUT...OF...IT!!!

CUT IT OUT! You're making it worse.

Oh. Sorry. How's this? [rubs Gumball gently] Does that feel better?

[calms down] Much better. Now hold me and tell me everything's gonna be okay.

Everything's gonna be okay, buddy.

How about a little kiss?

Richard

PRANK TIME!!

Aww. Why so sad? You need to find your happy place!

THERE IS NO HAPPY PLACE!!!! [The squirrel falls over from the loudness. Gumball starts sobbing] Oh, I'm sorry, little creature!

[sobs] I'm sorry I couldn't help you forget.

[Screaming] Aw man, that was intense.

Give us a kiss!

NOOOOO!!!!!

Anais

Oh, come on! That's the fifth time tonight!

See, Darwin? No girl can resist me.

I feel awkward.

[Shouts at Gumball in excitement] Come on! Put the game on!

[Opens the disc tray] Come on, come on. [Gasps] Oh, there you are. [Attempts to insert the cartridge in the disc tray, but it obviously does not fit] There's something wrong with it!

[Shouting] Try the other way around! [Shakes flippers]

[Shouting] Come on! Can't you see I'm practically flipping my flippers?

What is that supposed to mean?

[Anxiously flapping his flippers] IT MEANS PUT THE GAME ON!

I can't! It's not working!

[Looks at the game cartridge] I think we got stiffed.

What’s that?

It’s the algorithm for smile.

Bobert... That was nice and sweet an all, but... [throws Bobert’s smile algorithm away] You’ve got a lot to learn, If you want to be real, then you had to have proper emotions.

Define emotions.

You know... Like feelings and stuff.

Define feelings.

You know... When you feel things... Like pain.

Define pain.

You're making me cry.

When you cry, I cry.