(Gumball and Darwin are on the couch, their eyes are red after watching too much TV, Darwin starts flicking through channels)
Can we think of any better way to spend our lives?
Dude, I can't even think. Is my heart still beating?
(Darwin checks Gumball's heart)
GDGumball and Darwin
Phew!
(The TV says, "Listen Gumball, the world will end in 24 hours so look for the signs!")
TThe TV
Listen!/Gum./ball!/The world/will end in 24 hours so/look for the signs!
Darwin, what are we doing here?
Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home, and feed our children in the future.
Darwin, there is no future. We need to study and make the most of it right now. Not listening to some baboon drone on about algebra.
PPenny
Uh, Gumball, this is biology.
Ah, who cares? It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny.
This is pretty effective.
Well, it's an olympic event, you know.
Dad, is this really necessary?
Absolutely. In ever disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.
Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.
C'mon, guys. Think outside the box. This is got everything we need: a toilet, a... uh...
I don't think we're all going to fit in there.
Gumball Watterson, come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!
Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open!
(Tries to kick the door open, but it falls and toilet water splashes on them)
Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!
[Whispering] Gumball!....
[Gumball looks under the table]
[Whispering] I'm scared.....
Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.
Oh man.... What have I done!?
[Furious] DARWIN!!!!! [Walks up to Darwin, angrily] What was THAT?!
[Comes clean instead of being angry] Look....... This is..... This is all my fault, okay?... I... I owned up to Masami and asked her to go to the treehouse so I can kiss her, she was being manipulative I.... I backpedaled on my own... [Gumball facepalms, and shakes his head in disapproval] I... I didn't know what else to do... [Looks away] I'm sorry, Gumball....
Well, WHAT are you gonna do now?!
[Looks at Gumball, sadly] I know what I need to do, I know what I finally need to do to end all of this... [Leaves]
[Speechless] W-What?......
[Offscreen] I'm so sorry, man.....
[Sadly sits down, and sighs] Well.... that wasn't much help at all......
[With Tobias, and comforts him] Hey, Gumball. What's going on over here?
TTobias
And what happened to "Pals Before Gals"?
Look.... everything is cool, okay? I'll... I'll try and figure out a way to save him from Masami. I swear.
Okay, Gumball. I know that your plan is at risk, but don't complain, we'll figure out a way to stop him.
TTobias
Take your time, man.
[Banana Joe and Tobias leaves so Gumball can think about another plan]
PPenny
[Passing by] Hi, Gumball.
[sighs] There's only one thing left to do....
What the what? Y-you look… you look—
Penny: What? Do I look bad? [She shape-shifts into a gremlin]
Penny: [Raspy voice] I look disgusting, don't I?!
No, Penny, I think you look—
Penny: Don't look at me! [Deep voice] I'M A MONSTER!
[Penny shape-shifts into an amorphous fist, breaks through the wall of Gumball's room, and flies away, now in the form of a gargoyle]
No, Penny, wait! You look… extraordinary.
NO! It's a tragic misunderstanding that could have been really easily avoided if he just finished his sentence in time!
[Nicole slowly opens the door and the rest of the Wattersons rush into Gumball's room]
[Gumball climbs down the ladder, going after Penny]
PPatrick
What the…? You came out of your shell.
[Laughs nervously] I know, she looks fantastic, right?
PPatrick
What have you done? You've turned her into a freak.
A freak…ishly beautiful young lady. [Laughs nervously]
PPatrick
She looks like a pig-
-ture of beauty. Ha ha, absolutely!
PPatrick
You turned my daughter into a monster!
-truck! Of... prettiness?
[Penny shrieks as she transforms into a dragon]
Penny: [Deep voice] Gumball, please tell my father that the monster's gone to live in the forest, with all the other beasts! [Flies away]
[Gumball turns to Patrick, with an angry expression on his face]
[Mockingly imitates Patrick] Ohh, I wonder why my daughter is upset after I called her a freaky pig monster!
[Gumball hops on the hood of Patrick's car]
NOW, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! Think about what you've done! Do you realize you were wrong?! [Patrick nods] Good! But don't beat yourself up about it, parenting is hard! Now pop the hood!
[Patrick pops the hood of his car, launching Gumball up into the sky, and onto Penny]
I'm not letting you leave!
Penny: Gumball, no! You'll get hurt!
[A plane approaches them. They barely dodge it]
Penny! Go up go up GO UP!
What's your best dance move?
[Darwin does his best dance move, sliding from side to side in his seat]
Cossack dance, but there's a problem with it.
[Gumball gets off of his seat, and dances. He repeatedly kicks himself in the face as he does so]
[They both laugh. Gumball goes back to his seat]
[In the library, Gumball once again tries to propose to Penny. He emerges from behind a bookcase and walks up to her]
Penny, there's something I need to ask you.
PPenny
Actually, there's something I wanted to say as well.
I know. I totally feel what you feel. Let's say it at the same time. One. Two-
PPenny
We need some space. [Gumball gasps and makes a shocked face] It's just… until you guys work it out, I kinda feel bad ruining your relationship. You two have something special, you know.
[Gumball, still shocked, screams as he runs off - without moving his legs. He screams and glides his way through the hallway, onto the bus, and back through his house until he arrives in his bedroom and finds Darwin waiting there. He is poorly dressed up like Penny]
Whatever it takes for you to still love me. Is it working?
If by working, you mean making me nauseous then- [Gags, then cries] But it doesn't matter anyway. Penny's left me! She didn't want to come between us, and it's all your fault! [Faceplants and sobs]
Uh…I didn't mean to come between you two. I-I-I just wanted to spend more time with you. I'm so sorry. Come here- [Darwin tries to reach out to Gumball, but Gumball avoids him]
Wait, this is creepy. [Sobbing loudly] But I really need a hug! [Darwin holds Gumball, and comforts him]
Is it weird that I love her so much it makes my ears sweat?
Is it weird that I think about her all the time, even in the bathroom?
Is it weird that I bought a ring and I want to ask her to marry me?
Well, yeah. That's-that's completely weird.
Well, it doesn't matter now. It's all ruined!
No, it's not. What if I could give you the perfect setting, the perfect moment?
What do you mean? [Darwin begins dancing and imitating R&B music]
Stop it. That…that's weird.
[Snickers] All right. [Joins in dancing with him] How are you gonna get a log cabin though? Or a lake? Or a chocolate fountain? And how are you gonna get her to come over?
Come on. Mm mm. [He starts dancing towards the door] Uh huh. Come on.
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