Banana Joe quotes from The Amazing World of Gumball

So who is Gumball Watterson? Here are some things people have said about me.

Gumball!

Is the most—

Anais

Amazing!

Dude!

Don't have time—

Richard

To say all the good things—

About...

Banana Joe

This!

Anais

Amazing!

Dude!

So, there you have it...

Banana Joe

Gumball—

will—

be—

right—

back.

[Whispering] Gumball!....

[Whispering] I'm scared.....

Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.

I got hungry.....

Oh man.... What have I done!?

[Furious] DARWIN!!!!! [Walks up to Darwin, angrily] What was THAT?!

[Comes clean instead of being angry] Look....... This is..... This is all my fault, okay?... I... I owned up to Masami and asked her to go to the treehouse so I can kiss her, she was being manipulative I.... I backpedaled on my own... [Gumball facepalms, and shakes his head in disapproval] I... I didn't know what else to do... [Looks away] I'm sorry, Gumball....

Well, WHAT are you gonna do now?!

[Looks at Gumball, sadly] I know what I need to do, I know what I finally need to do to end all of this... [Leaves]

[Speechless] W-What?......

[Offscreen] I'm so sorry, man.....

[Sadly sits down, and sighs] Well.... that wasn't much help at all......

Banana Joe

[With Tobias, and comforts him] Hey, Gumball. What's going on over here?

And what happened to "Pals Before Gals"?

Look.... everything is cool, okay? I'll... I'll try and figure out a way to save him from Masami. I swear.

Banana Joe

Okay, Gumball. I know that your plan is at risk, but don't complain, we'll figure out a way to stop him.

Take your time, man.

Okay, Tobias...

[Passing by] Hi, Gumball.

[sighs] There's only one thing left to do....

Well, it seems like it's just not my day, but that's ok, because it's nothing a good song won't fix! [Singing] When life hands you lemons, you gotta make some lemonaaaade... [Breathes in, about to sing louder, but is stepped on by Hector]

Banana Joe

Where did you get your clothes, the Lost and Found?! Hahaha!

Well actually, yes, I did.

Banana Joe

Ohh, where did you get your clothes, the circus?! Haha!

Dude, we kind of just went over this already, Lost and Found.

Banana Joe

Where did you get your clothes, the swim shop and the hat shop?! Hahaha!

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR BRAIN FROM, THE DOLLAR STORE?!

Seven hours detention, for hurting my feelings.

WHAT?! But-

[Hands over a pink sheet] I'll see you after school.

FINE! [Takes sheet] OW, PAPERCUT!

Yay! I wished for snow!

Banana Joe

HEY! Turn around, you cowards.

[Laughs] No, thank you!

Banana Joe

Turn around and face the can of butt-whooping that I'm gonna open on you!

Wouldn't it be better to stay like we are for that?

Banana Joe

TURN AROUND!

[Inhales] Okay. [He and Darwin turn around]

Oh, that's just great! Now, people are gonna come around the corner, see him like that, and think we're massive bullies!

(kneels down, crying) Which we are! Because of us, he lost an eye, and we attacked him with a mirror! We punctured his tube of glue, we chewed everything in his locker, he got a huge brown banana bruise on his little face, and we managed to ruin the most precious thing his family ever owned!

He did chew that pen, though.

Banana Joe

Your mom's aren't the superest, mine is! It's written right here.

Dude. Just because you wrote something, doesn't mean it's true.

What is it anyway?

Banana Joe

What do you mean, "What is it?" It's a banana!

Look, I don't want to break anyone's heart here, but at the max, your mom could be the superest in your neighborhood.

But sometimes Mrs. Mom drives down their street.

Oh, yeah, right. Superest mom in your house then, tops.

Banana Joe

(storms away from Gumball)

(storms off)