Gaylord quotes from The Amazing World of Gumball

I wanna sue the lousy flying head who made me crash!

Our taxes pay your wages, I'm entitled to be brash!

Who're you calling "ma'am?"

I'll have your job for this!

What have you done to my son?!

Improved his life?

What's the one thing you know about giants?!

...That they're big?

Yes, and so are their emotions! I wasn't making his life boring, I was making his life calm! You have to keep giants calm!

Why?

Because if you don't, then that happens!

IS THIS BORING, OR THIS?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS BORING?! CALL ME BORING NOW! [Swipes down the Robinson's house] IS THIS BORING?!

[Reading newspaper] Close the window, Margaret.

Freeze! Police!

Well, uhh, I think I'll-uh call it a day. [Runs off on foot]

I AM NOT BOOOORIIIINGGG!!!

What did he say?

Gumball, what do we do? We have to stop him!

[Notices brooms in the cave] I got it! [Grabs a broom] We'll just fly after him using one of your witch brooms! [Attempts to "fly," but falls flat on his face]

That's a normal broomstick. I'm a cleaning lady.

[Face down on the ground] Oh.

[Takes off her hair clip] The witchy ones are over there.

[Quietly] I knew it.