JMrs. Jötunheim
What have you done to my son?!
JMrs. Jötunheim
What's the one thing you know about giants?!
JMrs. Jötunheim
Yes, and so are their emotions! I wasn't making his life boring, I was making his life calm! You have to keep giants calm!
JMrs. Jötunheim
Because if you don't, then that happens!
[In the distance, Hector is attacking the town and causing destruction]
HHector
IS THIS BORING, OR THIS?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS BORING?! CALL ME BORING NOW! [Swipes down the Robinson's house] IS THIS BORING?!
[Margaret is in shock about the house]
[Reading newspaper] Close the window, Margaret.
DCDonut Cop
Freeze! Police!
[Hector squashes the police car]
DCDonut Cop
Well, uhh, I think I'll-uh call it a day. [Runs off on foot]
[Hector approaches the senior citizens and yells]
HHector
I AM NOT BOOOORIIIINGGG!!!
[The senior citizens, except for Louie, are blown away]
[Back at Hector's Cave]
Gumball, what do we do? We have to stop him!
[Notices brooms in the cave] I got it! [Grabs a broom] We'll just fly after him using one of your witch brooms! [Attempts to "fly," but falls flat on his face]
JMrs. Jötunheim
That's a normal broomstick. I'm a cleaning lady.
[Face down on the ground] Oh.
JMrs. Jötunheim
[Takes off her hair clip] The witchy ones are over there.
I mean, why not drive with your eyes closed, and your hands in the air too?!
DCDonut Cop
Ah, great idea! [Drives with eyes closed and hands in air]
[Gumball then screams]
[He drives on the wrong lane, and barely hits other cars and people going the opposite direction]
[Panicked] No! NO! He was trying to use reverse psychology!
DCDonut Cop
Did someone say reverse?!
[The sheriff reverses the car, and drives backwards. The car flies off a speed bump, and a speed camera takes a snapshot of the car's bottom. They continue driving, no longer reversed. Gumball takes his paws with claws stuck on the dashboard off it]
Please, I'm begging you. Someone's going to get hurt unless you stop breaking the law!
DCDonut Cop
Don't worry kid, nothing can happen. I AM THE LAW! [Laughs hysterically]
[He speeds up the car. Then spotting a baby carriage and the Crocodile Woman in the middle of the road, he steps on the brakes and screeches to a halt. The car stops in time, but bumps the carriage. This sends a piece of trash flying from the baby stroller]
Oh, thank gosh it's the old stroller-full-of-trash trick.
[The piece of trash hits a live baby in another stroller from a distance, making it cry]
We need to hide! He could be anywhere!
[Grabs the phone] Let's go to the bathroom, it's got a lock on the door!
[The duo run around the living room, stretching the phone's cord everywhere. Then both come rushing into the bathroom. Gumball hurriedly dials the police while Darwin closes and locks the door]
DCDonut Cop
Elmore Police?
Yeah, help! There's someone in my house!
DCDonut Cop
I see... Are you in the house right now?
DCDonut Cop
Then that someone is you! Case solved. You're welcome!
[The Doughnut Sheriff hangs up, and in a nearby crime statistics chart, he draws from the increasing line a line straight down to zero. Gumball dials again]
DCDonut Cop
Elmore Police.
Listen, you don't understand si–
DCDonut Cop
Now look kid, I alr– [Phone disconnects]
[Gumball anxiously waits on the other line, frightened]
[Mystically and nervously] Someone cut the phone line!
Rocky! We need to get to the mall so we can sell out and make a load of cash!
Oh, sure. No probs- [Starts to glitch out before he can finish his sentence]
[The bus starts moving but the glitching begins to infect the bus and everything it comes in contact with. The Wattersons scream as the bus glitches out of control but their screams are temporarily switched to lovely-sounding tweeting birds as the sound begins to cut in and out as well. The bus then glitches into the air before falling back down smoothly, phasing through the ground. The bus then hits Doughnut Sheriff and Mr. Robinson who were glitched as well]
[The bus continues to glitch and the Wattersons continue to scream as the bus begins to break down. The sound begins to drop in quality as well]
We need to get out of here!
[The family jumps out of the bus as it continues to disintergrate to nothing. The family then runs towards the mall]
We got to sign that contract before there is nothing left of Elmore!
[The environment then immediately switches from a barely 3D environment to a storyboard as the Wattersons are running through the Mall Parking lot]
[Muffled] We're... almost... there!
[Muffled] Are you sure? Cos' it doesn't look like we're moving.
[The panels then begin to speed up as the Wattersons are apparently moving faster than before]
[Muffled] AAARGH! 'Too faaast!!!
GDGumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Richard
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!
[Their speed boosts up, which allows them to break through the storyboard panel borders and tear through the entrance of the mall. After they crash through the door, the environment is reduced to a hand-drawn background and the Wattersons become sticky notes]
[Muffled] Where's Joyful Burger?!
[Muffled] It's that way! [Points in a direction]
[Muffled] Err... it's over there. [Sticks her thumb in the opposite direction]
[Nicole's arm is suddenly erased]
AAAAAAAHHH!!!! [Only for it to be drawn back pointing in the right direction] Oh. I meant that way.
[The Wattersons run into Joyful Burger, now crude post-it note drawings]
[In a computer-generated voice with Australian accent] Then hurry up before it's too late!
[The Wattersons, except Gumball, all sign the contract, causing their animation and the environment to revert back to normal, while Gumball remains a sticky note]
[The camera cuts to Gumball, still a post-it note drawing. He grabs the pencil on the contract]
[Puts down pencil] Wait. Are we really going to become clichés of ourselves just to sell a few burgers? Isn't there a way to survive in this world without selling out? Not everything has a price! Some things are more precious than money! Like dignity! Freedom! Love! Sorry, Larry, but you could have all the money in the world and you still couldn't afford the Wattersons!
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