Nicole quotes from The Amazing World of Gumball

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NNicole

You're too loud, keep it down,

Or you'll wake everybody in town

With your singi-i-i-ing...

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(Nicole stands outside her boss' office. She takes a deep breath before she steps inside. A short moment, the door is smashed away as Nicole bops her head to a hip-hop beat.)

NNicole

(rapping)

I'm employee of the month, that's a fact, fools

Made money and adhered to my job's rules

Climbed the ladder, did my work, and kept my desk neat

Haters choking on my well-planned spreadsheets!

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Scenes with Nicole 22

So who is Gumball Watterson? Here are some things people have said about me.

SMiss Simian

Gumball!

CCarrie

Is the most—

Amazing!

Dude!

NNicole

Don't have time—

To say all the good things—

SMr. Small

About...

This!

Amazing!

Dude!

So, there you have it...

[Gumball leans back too far, however, he falls off the chair.]

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NNicole

Go—

to—

the—

NNicole

toilet.

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Banana Joe

Gumball—

will—

NNicole

be—

TTobias

right—

back.

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(Gumball and Darwin are on the couch, their eyes are red after watching too much TV, Darwin starts flicking through channels)

Can we think of any better way to spend our lives?

Dude, I can't even think. Is my heart still beating?

(Darwin checks Gumball's heart)

GDGumball and Darwin

Phew!

Keep flicking.

(The TV says, "Listen Gumball, the world will end in 24 hours so look for the signs!")

TThe TV

Listen!/Gum./ball!/The world/will end in 24 hours so/look for the signs!

Darwin, what are we doing here?

Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home, and feed our children in the future.

Darwin, there is no future. We need to study and make the most of it right now. Not listening to some baboon drone on about algebra.

PPenny

Uh, Gumball, this is biology.

Ah, who cares? It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny.

This is pretty effective.

Well, it's an olympic event, you know.

Dad, is this really necessary?

Absolutely. In ever disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.

NNicole

Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.

C'mon, guys. Think outside the box. This is got everything we need: a toilet, a... uh...

I don't think we're all going to fit in there.

We have to!

NNicole

Gumball Watterson, come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!

NNicole

Richard, do something!

Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open!

(Tries to kick the door open, but it falls and toilet water splashes on them)

NANicole and Anais

Ew!

Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!

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[Whispers to Gumball] What did I just agree to?

[Whispers back] You gotta get a job.

[Pulls his face in shock] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

NNicole

Well, thank you, Principal Brown. We'll do our best.

[The Wattersons, minus Richard, leave the office. Principal Brown looks at Richard as his screams begin to die down.]

PBPrincipal Brown

Uh, Mr. Watter --

[Richard starts screaming again.]

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Mom! I need more!

NNicole

But that's your fifth box.

Well, it's because, uh… I'm growing?

NNicole

Well, could you try and grow slower? This is costing me a fortune. Thanks.

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CColin

[In DVD recording] Greetings, Gumball Watterson, from our secret lair.

Isn't that just the library?

Shh! There's more!

CColin

[In DVD recording] So, you think you're too good for us, eh? Well, you'll soon change your mind when we upload your embarrassing school record in a web video hosted by none other than you.

[In DVD video recording, pretending to be Gumball]

CColin (Pretending to be Gumball)

My name's Gumball Watterson. and my IQ is smaller than my shoe size. I wore diapers until the age of eleven and once got detention for calling Miss Simian "mum."

[Screams] He looks just like you!

CColin

[In DVD recording] Our revenge plan is almost complete.

CComputer

[In DVD recording] Uploading. Ten minutes until completion.

CColin

[In DVD recording] [Evil laugh] And, cut! How was I? Evil enough?

Great, now the nerds are bullying me! Do you want me to deal with this on my own?

NNicole

No. When someone picks a fight with one of us, they pick a fight with all of us. Everybody, get in the car. We've still got time to stop them.

But where is their secret hideout?

It's in. THE LIBRARY!!!!

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RMr. Robinson

[Mrs. and Mr. Robinson are destroying Richard's car] This is what happens when you mess with Gaylord! This is what happens! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! THIS... IS... WHAT... HAPPENS!

They look kind of angry, Gumball.

DSDoughnut Sheriff

Please, stop! Please!

[Mrs. Robinson turns around, hissing, as she is about to assault the Doughnut Sheriff with the duster, making him more nervous]

DSDoughnut Sheriff

Please, ma'am, drop the duster! Please! No, ma'am! [Pulls out his taser] No, no! [Zaps Mrs. Robinson]

[Mrs. Robinson falls down. The Doughnut Sheriff realizes his mistake, and Mr. Robinson slowly turns his head to see the electrocuted Mr. Robinson.]

RMr. Robinson

[In slow-motion] MARGARET!!

DSDoughnut Sheriff

No, sir, no, please!

[Mr. Robinson angrily jumps over the Doughnut Sheriff, ready to attack him with the golf club, then camera cuts to the electrified Mr. and Mrs. Robinson]

NNicole

Maybe we should give them time to calm down.

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[Off-screen] It's mine!

NNicole

[Off-screen] No, mine!

[Off-screen] Give it back!

[Scene changes to the Wattersons' dining room where Richard, Nicole and Gumball are aruging while Darwin and Anais watch in fear]

NNicole

I lost my job for it!

It's mine!

[Richard snatches the hat and Nicole and Gumball slams him to the ground]

But I'm on Hat or No Hat tomorrow!

NNicole

Give...

It...

back!

Stop it! [All stop and look at Anais] Look at what you've become! This stupid hat is driving you crazy!

Actually, it's a helmet.

It's not a helmet or a hat! It's a piece of tinfoil! And it's tearing this family apart! Look at you! You're behaving like animals!

NNicole

[Sighs] Anais is right. That helmet has such a grip on us.

It's like its magic is taking control of the person who wears it!

Ha! Well, since none of you guys want it, I guess I can have it back.

No! Me and Darwin have been talking, and we've decided it has to be destroyed.

What?! You can't destroy it! I'm nothing without it!

NNicole

I'm sorry, honey, but Anais is right.

[Anais walk towards Gumball]

Can- can I have one more go?

No! [Snatches the helmet out of Gumball's hands]

DON'T TOUCH IT!!

Hey! [picks Gumball up]

No! No! No! It's mine! Aah! Aah! No! It's my helmet! [Tries to get helmet back]

[Richard and Nicole stop Gumball from taking the helmet, while Gumball goes crazy]

Dude, chill out. It's just a bucket with some tinfoil on it.

Aaah! Give it back! It's my helmet! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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(The episode opens on Nicole, who is whimpering in her sleep in the front lawn. Anais touches her face to wake her up.)

Mom, wake up!

NNicole

AHH!

Mom, are you alright?

NNicole

Oh, I just had the weirdest dream. I was out on the front lawn and your father had a job as a pizza delivery guy.

(Offscreen, then shown in a delivery boy outfit) That wasn't a dream. That's what I just told you---and you fainted! (chuckles)

(Back at the house..)

NNicole

Your father has a job. Your father has...a job.

(Anais is holding Nicole's hand to comfort her, but the woman suddenly jumps up to her.)

NNicole

Something's gonna go terribly wrong, isn't it?!?

No, this is a good thing. We can finally buy all the things we need.

NNicole

What do you mean? We got everything we need.

(picks up a family photo) Mom, we've all been wearing the same clothes for the past year, you three don't even have any shoes, (whispers) and I think it's about time Darwin wore some pants.

(Back at the house, Nicole is huddled in a blanket, hyperventilating while Anais sits beside her, comforting her.)

Mom, when you say "Dad having a job has upset the fundamental balance of the universe," are you sure you don't just mean he's changed the balance of power in the house, and that upsets you because you're a little bit of a control freak?

NNicole

No. Maybe.... I don't know anymore!

(Gumball and Darwin enter the house)

NNicole

Boys! What's going on with your father?! Has something terrible happened?!

Well, he dropped a few pizzas, so we delivered 'em. That's about it.

NNicole

Maybe I should just forget about all this...

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If you think I'm letting you send them out into danger, you got another thing coming!

NNicole

Well, if you think I'm gonna let you mess with my family anymore, you got this chair coming!

[Nicole takes the chair and hits Granny Jojo but the chair bounces off]

NNicole

What the?!

Good luck trying to stop me, Nicole. I've safe-proofed this whole house.

[Nicole throws a flower pot at Granny Jojo but it bounces off again]

Everything breakable is now plastic.

[Nicole takes a lamp and hits Granny Jojo but it bounces off]

Everything else is rubber.

[Nicole takes a painting and hits Granny Jojo but the paper tears and goes through Granny Jojo]

Apart from that, which was paper. A good mother prevents accidents before they happen.

[Scene changes to a fire background with Nicole's eyes burning with anger]

NNicole

I AM A GOOD MOTHER!

[Nicole pounces on Granny Jojo and starts pulling her ear and uses her hand to slap her face]

NNicole

Say it!

No!

NNicole

Say it!

No!

NNicole

SAY I AM A GOOD MOTHER!

[Scene changes back to Richard and the trio who are still squeezing out of the door, then Anais pops out and hits the car]

Anais': [Puts her finger on his lips] Hmmmm...

[Scene changes back to Nicole who is still slapping Granny Jojo until they hear the car's engine starting]

[Scene changes to the street as Nicole and Granny Jojo watch Richard drive off]

NOOOOOO! You've sent them to a highway of eternal doom in a chariot of pain and despair! MY BABIES! MY BABIES!!

NNicole

Oh please, Richard is perfectly capable of driving to the store.

[Richard runs a red light, causing a major traffic accident]

NNicole

[Shocked] I'll get the car.

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Mom, instead of milk, can we have chocolate milk?

NNicole

No.

Instead of eggs, can we have chocolate eggs?

NNicole

No.

Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread?

NNicole

No.[Sighs] Richard, can I get a little help here, please?

Sure. [Walks to the kids] Here kids, [Grabs a chocolate bar] stop bothering your mother and eat this chocolate.

[Nicole groans and swiftly kicks the chocolate bar out of Richard's hand]

What the...?! Well what's the point in dragging us here if we're not getting some kind of treat?!

NNicole

[Strained voice, speaks through gritted teeth] Because we're having a nice family outing and that should be reward enough.

[Gumball starts to whimper]

NNicole

Don't you dare...

[Screams and cries while lying down and bangs on the floor] I WANT THE CHOCOLATE EGGS!

[Nicole sighs, and just as Anais and Darwin copy Gumball, Richard starts screaming. Gary walks by and gives Nicole a judgmental stare]

NNicole

[Grabs two cans of hot dogs and speaks in a high-pitched voice while staring at the one on her right hand] Oh, Mommy, I want some chocolate. [Stares at the one on her left hand in a normal pitched voice] I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week. [Closes her eyes in a high pitched voice] WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! [Squeezes the can in her right hand so hard it explodes; normal voice] Now all the little sausages are punished and going to have to wait in the car.

You paranoid nut bar, that stuff doesn't work.

Then why are you holding a basket full of lipstick?

Three colors, five dollars! It'd be stupid not to buy it!

[As Anais stares at him, Gumball realizes what she's saying]

This. Is. Perfect! If we use those tricks on Mom, we can get anything we want! It's foolproof! [Starts singing happily] Who's getting candy? [Points at Anais] Owww, you're getting candy! Uh! Uh! [Starts dancing]

I'm getting candy! [Twirls around] And he's getting candddddy!

I'm getting candy?! [Pretends to shred on an air guitar] Uhn! Uhn! She's getting candy! [Points at Anais]

Mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm! I'm getting candy, [Points at each of the three boys] you're getting candy, he's getting candy, he's getting candy, she's—

NNicole

GET BACK TO THE CAR!

[The Wattersons walk out in disappointment]