RMr. Robinson
[Mrs. and Mr. Robinson are destroying Richard's car] This is what happens when you mess with Gaylord! This is what happens! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! THIS... IS... WHAT... HAPPENS!
They look kind of angry, Gumball.
DSDoughnut Sheriff
Please, stop! Please!
[Mrs. Robinson turns around, hissing, as she is about to assault the Doughnut Sheriff with the duster, making him more nervous]
DSDoughnut Sheriff
Please, ma'am, drop the duster! Please! No, ma'am! [Pulls out his taser] No, no! [Zaps Mrs. Robinson]
[Mrs. Robinson falls down. The Doughnut Sheriff realizes his mistake, and Mr. Robinson slowly turns his head to see the electrocuted Mr. Robinson.]
RMr. Robinson
[In slow-motion] MARGARET!!
DSDoughnut Sheriff
No, sir, no, please!
[Mr. Robinson angrily jumps over the Doughnut Sheriff, ready to attack him with the golf club, then camera cuts to the electrified Mr. and Mrs. Robinson]
Maybe we should give them time to calm down.
And the police said I have to wear this thing for...
[Changes to Mr. Robinson's house]
RMr. Robinson
Six weeks. And I can't leave the house or it...
[Back to Wattersons' house]
Sets off an alarm and I'll be...
[Back to Robinson's house]
RMr. Robinson
Sent to prison. And it was all...
RRRichard and Mr. Robinson
HIS FAULT!
Dad, could you explain that again, this time using full sentences?
I'd love to, but I'm too busy...
RMr. Robinson
[off scene] Plotting my revenge!
[All the Wattersons hear Mr. Robinson shouting]
Hmm... I see what is happening here.
Boys, I need you to sneak into Mr. Robinson's house. There's this old prank I used to do in collage.
Okay, high school. Just do as I say.
Mr. Robinson, we need you to stop this feud or you and Dad are gonna end up in prison.
GRGaylord Robinson
Almost there... darn it! [pulls back in the long stick, which is made up of household items that have a long reach]
What are you doing, anyway?
RMr. Robinson
Trying to get back at your father, but this thing's still not long enough!
[On the end of the stick, there is a bee taped down to a pencil.]
What the wasp?! Mr. Robinson! This argument has spiraled into madness! It has to stop.
RMr. Robinson
Not till your father pays for what he did to my car.
Then you leave us no choice, sir. Darwin?
[Darwin gets Mr. Robinson's alarm clock.]
Stop the feud, or I reset your alarm clock.
RMr. Robinson
No! I won't know how to reprogram it!
How would you like to wake up at six? Seven? Eight? Or nine a.m.?
RMr. Robinson
Nine a.m.?! I'll lose half the day!
You know, this can end anytime you like.
RMr. Robinson
Humph. Do your worst. My bladder will wake me up at five anyway.
Well then, how would you like your radio tuned to young people's music?!
[Darwin turns the radio to a "young people's music" station, and a parody of the song "Baby" plays.]
RMr. Robinson
AGH! HE SAID THE WORD "BABY" OVER SEVENTEEN TIMES! TURN IT OFF!
[Darwin turns the radio off.]
RMr. Robinson
Okay! Okay! I give up! I'll end the feud. But please, can you do this one thing for me in return? [pulls out an envelope] I can't leave the house to post this letter. Would you do it for me?
Sir, it would be an honor.
Rocky! We need to get to the mall so we can sell out and make a load of cash!
Oh, sure. No probs- [Starts to glitch out before he can finish his sentence]
[The bus starts moving but the glitching begins to infect the bus and everything it comes in contact with. The Wattersons scream as the bus glitches out of control but their screams are temporarily switched to lovely-sounding tweeting birds as the sound begins to cut in and out as well. The bus then glitches into the air before falling back down smoothly, phasing through the ground. The bus then hits Doughnut Sheriff and Mr. Robinson who were glitched as well]
RMr. Robinson
ROAD HOoOoGGS!!!
[The bus continues to glitch and the Wattersons continue to scream as the bus begins to break down. The sound begins to drop in quality as well]
We need to get out of here!
[The family jumps out of the bus as it continues to disintergrate to nothing. The family then runs towards the mall]
We got to sign that contract before there is nothing left of Elmore!
[The environment then immediately switches from a barely 3D environment to a storyboard as the Wattersons are running through the Mall Parking lot]
[Muffled] We're... almost... there!
[Muffled] Are you sure? Cos' it doesn't look like we're moving.
[The panels then begin to speed up as the Wattersons are apparently moving faster than before]
[Muffled] AAARGH! 'Too faaast!!!
GDGumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Richard
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!
[Their speed boosts up, which allows them to break through the storyboard panel borders and tear through the entrance of the mall. After they crash through the door, the environment is reduced to a hand-drawn background and the Wattersons become sticky notes]
[Muffled] Where's Joyful Burger?!
[Muffled] It's that way! [Points in a direction]
[Muffled] Err... it's over there. [Sticks her thumb in the opposite direction]
[Nicole's arm is suddenly erased]
AAAAAAAHHH!!!! [Only for it to be drawn back pointing in the right direction] Oh. I meant that way.
[The Wattersons run into Joyful Burger, now crude post-it note drawings]
[In a computer-generated voice with Australian accent] Then hurry up before it's too late!
[The Wattersons, except Gumball, all sign the contract, causing their animation and the environment to revert back to normal, while Gumball remains a sticky note]
[The camera cuts to Gumball, still a post-it note drawing. He grabs the pencil on the contract]
[Puts down pencil] Wait. Are we really going to become clichés of ourselves just to sell a few burgers? Isn't there a way to survive in this world without selling out? Not everything has a price! Some things are more precious than money! Like dignity! Freedom! Love! Sorry, Larry, but you could have all the money in the world and you still couldn't afford the Wattersons!
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