A character in The Amazing World of Gumball
So who is Gumball Watterson? Here are some things people have said about me.
Gumball!
Is the most—
Amazing!
Dude!
Don't have time—
To say all the good things—
About...
This!
Amazing!
Dude!
So, there you have it...
[Gumball leans back too far, however, he falls off the chair.]
(At the lunchroom...)
See? There's nothing going on. They're just having lunch and chatting.
What do you think they're saying?
(Gumball's suddenly becomes possessed by jealousy, similar to a demon possessing a body)
(evilly) "So, how do you like my STUPID PINK PETALS and my FAT YELLOW FACE?" "Oh, I'm so pleased you like it." "I use it to STEAL GIRLS FROM PEOPLE!!!"
What's going on here?
Gumball's jealous of Leslie.
(laughs) Leslie? Why?
BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY GIIIRRL!!!!!
(The possessed Gumball storms down the hall sprinting towards the lunchroom, much to Darwin and Carrie's shock)
Oh, look! A bench in the shade. (chuckles)
(The two sit on the bench and sigh vividly.)
You know, after today, I never thought you and me would become friends.
Well, I guess life is just full of...SURPRISE!!
(Gumball, possessed once again by Jealousy pulls a rope, dropping maggots all over Leslie.)
Oh, I see you've met my hungry little friends.
I CAN'T MOVE!!
That's right - I glued you to the bench! (cackles) I guess we won't be...INSECT-ING you at school tomorrow! HAHAHA-- No, no, I can do better. (inhales) We'll see how pretty you look after this, LARVAE-BOY! HAHA-- No, still not good. (inhales) That'll teach you for being a...creepy-crawly--ah, you get the point.
(The possessed Gumball walks away, leaving Leslie screaming in anguish.)
[The episode opens at the video store, where Gumball is trying to rent a movie, but, inexplicably, an invisible barrier is standing in his way as he struggles to put the film on the counter.]
What's wrong with you this time?
(straining) This movie is so sucky, my body refuses to rent it.
Then don't rent it and get out of here.
NO! I promised my sister!
(takes the movie from Gumball) Here, let me try.
[Darwin runs to the counter, but the barrier emits a powerful force that knocks him back, causing him to fall backfirst.]
You're right. This movie's so bad that every atom in my body refuses to pay to see it.
(views the film's cover) Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. (gasps) A Pony's Tail?
You know, there are less painful ways to hurt your eyes. You could pour salt in them while staring at the sun, for example.
I'm sorry, Carrie, but we promised Anais we'd do something she wanted today.
We never realized how unbearable it'd be, and we haven't even watched it.
Come on, we're already late!
Carrie! (checks Carrie, then speaks to Darwin, quietly) I think her horror movie brain got traumatized by an overload of pony cuteness.
I THOUGHT I WAS A HARDCORE HORROR MOVIE FAN, BUT I WAS LIVING A LIE! (grabs Gumball by his shirt) Tell me, is it wrong for a punk-rock chick who lives in a haunted, malevolent mansion to be touched by the magical friendship of a pony?
Uh...no. But could you tell your pet to stop rubbing itself on my leg, 'cause that's kinda wrong.
[Below, a translucent, disembodied hand rubs Gumball's leg.]
That's not a pet. That's my grandma.
[Gumball makes a confused face.]
What?
What does she eat?
I don't know. She kinda bites her nails sometimes.
WE ARE NOT HERE TO DISCUSS CARRIE'S FREAK SHOW OF A FAMILY! WHERE IS THE DVD?!
Uh, it's in the DVD player.
Really? After all that's happened today, I didn't think it'd be that easy as pushing a button to-
[When Darwin presses the eject button, the DVD flies out of the window.]
Yeah. That makes more sense.
No, I love you more because I also love, loving you—
Sorry to interrupt. But can you please stop this?
Alan: What?
THIS! This hideous picture of happiness.
[Masami, Carrie and Leslie chime in, agreeing with Gumball]
I'm don't like it when you two use your stupid pet names and your gross lovey-dovey faces. You don't see me and Penny acting like that.
Because you're not going out with her?
Exactly. [sighs]
You two are so beautiful, it makes me believe I, too, can find love. [Angrily] But when I look in the mirror, I realize I'm just a dirt covered ball of starch!
[Alan moves to Idaho]
Alan: But Idaho, if you wanna be loved... first, you gotta love yourself.
[Angrily] Yeah! You're so nice and sensitive too I can't even hate you!
[Angrily] You're so perfect, it makes me wanna rain on your parade until you swell up, turn brown, and rot!
[Carrie is confused, while everyone is silent]
[Clicks tongue] Uhhhh... I think what Masami is trying to say is that you guys are so perfect, it kinda makes us wish for your downfall.
Uh-huh, why don't you go and be perfect somewhere else?
Yeah.
Well said, Carrie.
[Everyone walks away except Alan, Carmen, Gumball and Darwin. Gumball looks guilty, while Darwin pats him on the back]
(sighs) Come on, just say it.
What?
Well, I lost all my money, all my friends, and my girlfriend, so you were right to take that curse seriously. Come on, just say "I told you so."
I don't know what you take me for, but I get no pleasure out of this. (reaching the house) Let's just hope our family is still there.
[Gumball slowly opens the door]
(nervously) Hello? Mom? Dad?
(closes door) Told you so.
(slapping Darwin) STOP, YOU'RE BEING HYSTERICAL!!!
[Darwin slaps him back. Gumball also slaps back. They both keep slapping each other quickly before stopping]
Okay, let's stop. This isn't very constructive.
Exactly! We're doing this my way now. We're getting help--magical help.
Why don't we just use the book to defend ourselves?
Great idea!
(The Snatcher emerges, and Gumball hits him with the Forbidden Book to distract him.)
No, I mean use the spells inside!
Don't! The price to pay is too high!
Oh, we don't have a choice! (opens the book) There, a time-traveling spell. Let's just go through the night! Tempus future!
(The spell speeds up the time flow to dawn.)
Haha! In your (suddenly turns old) faaaaace....
(Gumball walks to the microwave to see his elderly state.)
Agh! What happened?? (Carrie pulls him away before the Snatcher could catch him.)
The price for that spell was your youth.
Don't worry! There must be a spell to fix that. Here we are! Beauteus aeterna!
(Gumball magically gets a facelift to fix his elderly face)
How do I look?
Eternally surprised.
(The Snatcher appears again)
Look out!
(Darwin gasps, but he suddenly shatters apart!)
What was that?
The price for eternal beauty is his life!
What?! (opens the book and finds a revival spell) Resurrectum mortis!
(Darwin is subsequently revived, but with Frankenstein-esque characteristics. The Snatcher attempts to grab him, but flees from the sun.)
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