Richard quotes from The Amazing World of Gumball

Richard

This is got everything we need! Toilet, A— uhhhhhhh...

Richard

I ran over Santa on Christmas Eve! I'm definitely on the naughty list now. Wait! Good deeds cancel bad ones.

Richard

He’s eaten everyone in the bus, and the bus! Agh!

Richard

OK, I think that's enough. [starts walking off]

Richard

lt's no good. I thought this would be a father and son bonding thing. You know? We'd talk about life.

Richard

[sniffles as shedding tears] That would be nice.

Richard

Oh, forget it. [Starts rushing off]

Richard

Eugh. [begins to walk away]

Richard

[turns to Frankie, tearing up] l didn't start off as a good father. But your kids, they see as better than you are. So every day, you bust your chops, and try to live up for that.

Richard

No! Not true! You know what my kids taught me today? The future starts now!

Richard

[hugs back] I'm sorry too.

So who is Gumball Watterson? Here are some things people have said about me.

Gumball!

Is the most—

Anais

Amazing!

Dude!

Don't have time—

Richard

To say all the good things—

About...

Banana Joe

This!

Anais

Amazing!

Dude!

So, there you have it...

Can we think of any better way to spend our lives?

Dude, I can't even think. Is my heart still beating?

Phew!

Keep flicking.

Listen!/Gum./ball!/The world/will end in 24 hours so/look for the signs!

Darwin, what are we doing here?

Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home, and feed our children in the future.

Darwin, there is no future. We need to study and make the most of it right now. Not listening to some baboon drone on about algebra.

Uh, Gumball, this is biology.

Ah, who cares? It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny.

This is pretty effective.

Richard

Well, it's an olympic event, you know.

Anais

Dad, is this really necessary?

Richard

Absolutely. In ever disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.

Richard, that's not a bunker. It's a toilet.

Richard

C'mon, guys. Think outside the box. This is got everything we need: a toilet, a... uh...

I don't think we're all going to fit in there.

Richard

We have to!

Gumball Watterson, come back here immediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!

Richard, do something!

Richard

Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open!

Ew!

Richard

Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!

Richard

[Whispers to Gumball] What did I just agree to?

[Whispers back] You gotta get a job.

Richard

[Pulls his face in shock] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well, thank you, Principal Brown. We'll do our best.

Uh, Mr. Watter --

Richard

Huh? Well, that was a pretty long timeout.

Yeah, but now we've got somebody who can beat you -- Lazy Larry.

Richard

Lazy Larry, huh? Why, that's a name I haven't heard since the summer of eighty-three...

AW, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE SUMMER OF EIGHTY-THREE!

Richard

Sorry... So, where is he?

Here!