It's the good life, gentlemen. While the W.L. 3000 does all the work, we're here enjoying a tall cold one.
And plan our VIP trip to Retroland.
HUZZAH!
What?
"Huzzah" some goofy way to say "COOL!"!
[Willy rings the doorbell]
[opens the door] What?!?!
Goo-ood afternoon, sir. May I say you look absolutely f-f-fabulous? Ha-ha-ha, yes, I agree it is beautiful out, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...
I don't want to buy nothin'.
Buy? Who said buy? I-I-I'd like to give you a piece of c-candy, absolutely free with no strings attached.
Forget it.
You can never have enough ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-andy, sir.
I can! And I DO! Good-bye! [almost closes the door]
[blocks the door] Y-Yes, y-y-y-yes, this is a "g-good buy".
[struggling to close the door] What part of "NO!" do you not understand?!
[looks at Goddard and holds him up] How about if I throw in this free-ee-ee-ee dog if you buy a box?
Hmm...what kind of dog is he?
He's your kind of dog. C-Congratulations. [gives Goddard to the man, takes his money and slams the door]
[from inside the house] Hey, what does he ea-? Wha-? Wha-? Oh! OH! Not on the carpet, yo-! Ooh...Are those lug nuts?
You gave away Goddard? But you can’t just...
How much do I hear for this strapping young lad? Large of head, brawny of brain.
I'll give you 25 cents.
Wh-what are you... what...? 25 cents? I’m worth at least...
50 cents.
Sheen?!
Sorry, Jimmy, I always wanted to buy you ever since I was five years old!
And the bid is 50 cents... 50 cents... 50-50-50 cents. Four bits, four bits...
Oh, Hugh, you've got to do something.
Don’t worry, sweet cheeks. I’ve got it covered. I'll give you one dollar!
Two dollars!
Two dollars! Going once, going twice....
Eh, too rich for my blood. See ya, Jimmy.
Hugh Neutron, you buy our son this instant!
But I only have a dollar!
Oh!
Come on! Come on! We need more money!
Neutron is mine!
Oh, no, no. Think, think, think, think...
It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
Brain blast. Might I interest you in some free gum?
Did you say free? Once upon a time... It was the best of times it was the worst of times... Elementary, my dear Watson! Hop on Pop... You're a sorcerer-sorc-sorcerer, Harry! I'm telling you stay away from that! Huck-Finn. Danger! I followed the White-White Rabbit down the hole. Men are from M-M-Mars! Danger, Jimmy Neutron... That's Boo Radley! Danger! Literature overload! Lit-Lit-Literature overload... One for all and all for one! Danger! Jimmy Neutron! Danger! Goodnight, Moon. Danger! Danger! Danger, Danger! Danger! Danger! (Slowly) Danger...
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