Hugh quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Hugh

Congratulations, Sally!

Judy

That's Jenny.

Jimmy!

Judy

[about Sheen & Carl] And what are they doing here? The big one is odd and the thin one is a weirdo.

Carl

Hey, you can't insult us like that!

Hugh

[tosses Carl and Sheen a gold brick] Here you go, get yourself something nice.

Sheen

Sure they can! [turns to Carl] Let's go, odd guy!

Carl

[snorts] You got it, weirdo!

Hugh

[after he and his posse mistake Jimmy and Godard in the distance for a caribou] There's gonna be caribou chili tonight boys.

[chanting] Ugh lugh lugh yeah! Ugh lugh lugh yeah! Ooh...CARIBOU!

Hugh

Don't waste your time, sport. All the pipes are frozen solid.

Judy

[to Jimmy] Sweetie, eat your caribou before it gets hard and icy.

You can’t just have anything you want!

Carl

I want a drum solo!

Sheen

I want a behind the scenes documentary tracing my amazing ride to fame! While revealing several humiliating skeletons in my closet!

Augh I can’t believe I even let you two in my band!

Carl

Your band?!

Yes, my band! If it wasn’t for my instruments, you'd be blowing nose bubbles and spitting water!

Sheen

Oh, yeah?!

Yeah!

Sheen

Well, here's what I think about your stupid instruments! [he and Carl throw the instruments out the window]

Hey! You just destroyed my instruments!

Sheen

Who needs your stupid instruments when you've got my musical genius?

Carl

Oh, you're both a couple of ruddy twits!

That's it!

Hugh

[repeated line] You kids, good luck tonight! And remember, have fun with it!

Wait a minute. Sheen, Carl! What are we doing?

Sheen

Well, I was about to strangle Carl.

Carl

Yeah, and I was about to slap Sheen on the back of the head.

Look at us, we’re best friends. And ever since we started this band, we’ve been arguing and fighting. We’re so obsessed with becoming rock stars that we’ve forgotten the real reason we did this. To beat Cindy and Libby!

Yeah!!!

Miss Fowl

Llama Lords of Science wrrraaa-aa you’re on!

Sheen

We can’t go on without our instruments! They’ll laugh at us!

Carl

They’ll write unkind things about us in our yearbooks.

Judy

[to Hugh] Why don't you spend some quality time with Jimmy? It could be a special Father-Son day.

Hugh

That's a great idea! I used to have those with my Aunty all the time! Only we called them Aunty-Nephew days, but it's probably the same basic, uh, idea. We could go to the park, we could, uh… eat cheese! We could even go to Retroland! I love those zig-zaggy lines! They're so … not … straight.

Judy

[sighs] Oh, Hugh.

Judy

Hugh, that was not our son! That thing had fur, and big teeth, and whiskers!

Hugh

I've been calling him, "furry Jimmy."

[landing on the ground and hops out of his rocket after giving an announcement to all of Retroville for not making anymore candy] No more candy, no more problems. What are they gonna go? Riot? [to his surprise in shock, an angry mob shows up, rioting at him]

[chanting angrily] Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!

Hugh

I can't believe I'm saying that about my own son but, that candy is just too darn good.

Judy

[holding up a sign saying, "We want candy now!"] Don't talk! Chant! [resumes chanting]

Hugh

Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!

People, listen to me! It's only candy!

Cindy

I say we hold him down and force him to make us more candy!

Hugh

Good idea, go for his tiny legs! CHARGE!!

ATTACK!!!

Goddard, chopper mode! [grabs onto Goddard's tail and hovers in the air]

Judy

Oh, no you don't, mister! Grab him! Get him, right now! Pull him down!

Goddard, plot a course for the most deserted place in town!

Miss Fowl

Confiscate! Must confiscate! I’ll take this roof, young man! You can't have it back at the end of class!

Judy

Drop the toaster and run for it!

Hugh

Gah, but I wanna see the big lady. And it's not just a toaster it does waffles too!

Judy

Hugh!

Hugh

[to Jimmy] Just got a phone call from Terry's mom! Did you two have a little spat-a-roo?

Judy

Hugh, the talk?

Hugh

[clears throat] Once upon on time, a boy sparrow said to a girl sparrow, "Hey, nice feathers! Can I buy you some millet?" Well, the girl sparrow…

You know what, dad? I would really love to hear the rest, but I'm having a small emergency, bye!

Hugh

And when he got to her nest, he was alarmed to find out that her mother was a cantankerous old crow!

Judy

Hugh!

Hugh

What is this? Insect repellent? A compass? Toilet paper? These frilly luxuries will just weigh us down.

Judy

Hugh, are you sure you know what you're doing?

Hugh

Don't forget I was an Acorn Lad! I remember everything I ever learned like the song we used to sing! [singing] We are the Acorn Lads, something, something, the Acorn Lads.

Come on, Goddard!

Hugh

No, no, no, no. [gives Goddard to Judy] No technology at all on this trip.

Hugh

Oh, it's no use! We're done for, and it's all my fault! The truth is, I'm a rotten camper! There, I said it. The other Acorn Lads used to dunk my head in the bug juice. I can't even make a stupid fire.

Oh, don't worry, Dad. We'll find a way out of this. I don't care if you're a mediocre camper, I still think you're a great dad.

Hugh

Thanks, son, I…I needed to hear that.

Sheen

So you couldn't even make a fire.

Hugh

Let's get a move on, puddin'. Don't wanna miss the overture! [Sings, to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony] Da-da-da-duck! Da-da-da-duck! [Continues singing]

Judy

Oh, Hugh. [To Jimmy] We'll be home around 11:30.

Hugh

Eh, Jimbo, you want us to… wake ya up when we get home and reenact the show?

Uh…no thanks.

[answering the phone as it rings] Jimmy Neutron, party monster.

Hugh

Jimbo?

[alarmed] Dad?!

Hugh

Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally-

Judy

[annoyed] He destroyed the entire set.

Hugh

It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about 5 minutes. See you soon, son! [tosses out the phone into the street, ending the call]

[horrified; believing he's gonna be in so much trouble] 5 minutes?! NO!

Betty

Hey, what's the matter, Jimmy? You okay?

Nothing, everything's perfect.

Betty

Good, because I am dancing till, I can't dance no more.

[laughs] Ah, that's great. I mean, no, it's not! [turns to his watch] Estimate parental unit arrival time. [His watch reads T-minus 04:12] Okay, that was fun. Wish you could stay, but I understand. Time to call it a night. Thanks for coming, bye!

Libby

We're not leaving the party. It finally got good, hmm!

Nick

You can't kick me out. I'm… I'm me.

Carl

Don't stop me, Jimmy. I've got feet of flames!

Hugh

Uh, sugar booger? How long did we have a raptor in the closet? [dinosaur growls and attacks him]

Judy

[cross] James Isaac Neutron!

I can fix that! I hope!

Hugh

Bad dinosaur! Bad--! No, that's it! Out of the house! [an iris circle appears on the house, showing a black background; dinosaur chomps him] Ow! I'm glad you're extinct! You're mean! [the dinosaur chases after him]