Cindy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Cindy

There you are! I hope you're happy, Neutron! Your stupid robot is out there wrecking the whole... [sees the gifts smashed and destroyed] Wow. I had no idea you were so deranged.

Cindy, you've got to help us! I need to find my gift to Libby!

Cindy

I organized everything by the giver's name.

Yes, but where's mine?!

Cindy

You're under Z! [Points to the closet door with a sign labeled "Gifts: Z"]

Z?

Cindy

For "zero."

I'll be angry about that later.

I'm serious! Oh, and what part of "Girls stay behind the yellow line" did you not understand?! Perhaps you recall Love Potion 976/J?

Carl

Oh, I do. It made you fall in love with the first person you saw. Sheen fell for Libby, Jimmy fell for Cindy, and I fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the… [gasps] Nothing.

And these are essence of N-Men. I synthesized them from your DNA after we achieved superpowers. Ingesting your packet will give you your powers back for 30 minutes.

Libby

Ooh, I want to be invisible again!

Cindy

I want to be Special Girl for my karate competition this weekend!

Sheen

I want to be Vibrating Sheen, so I can go to the bathroom all over the world!

No! Don't you guys remember what happened last time we were the N-Men?

Cindy

Yes.

Libby

Yes.

Carl

Yes.

Sheen

So, what if I don't? A lot's happened since then.

You couldn't control your powers. You got so out of control the town locked you up.

Cindy

Excuse me, wasn't there also a big orange monster who went crazy and almost destroyed Retroville? Oh, that's right, it was you!

The point is, no one touches these unless there's an extreme emergency. I'm talking life-or-death situation, understand?

Libby

But, Jimmy, we won't go crazy like we did last time.

Sheen

Yeah, we're older and wiser.

Cindy

We've changed.

People don't change.

Cindy

Neutron, what's going on? Who's after you?

Every villain I've ever defeated has banded together to get rid of me for good!

Sheen

Well, maybe if you'd gone along with my plan to come rescue you…

What plan?!

Sheen

Oh, right.

Almost there!

Carl

Bad people! Lots of bad people!

King Goobot

Isn't this lovely? Now, you all get to be blasted into deep space with your good friend, Jimmy!

You took all the wrong packets!

Cindy

We were given the wrong packets!

Sheen, you have super strength! Sock somebody!

Libby

[angrily] Carl, you're in big trouble! [punches Carl in the gut, who has her invisibility powers]

Carl

Ow! I'm right next to you!

Gotta hide somewhere so the villains don't find us.

Libby

There's the moon. We can hide there!

Good idea.

Brobot

Hi, Jimmy! I missed you! Want to play a game? I can make moon castles! Want to hear a song I wrote? It's called, "I Love Jimmy." ♪ I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy… ♪

I'd rather take my chances with the villains.

Sheen

Good call.

Cindy

Agreed.

Carl

Can't blame you.

Libby

Word.

Cindy

Uh, Neutron? We wanted Retroville, not Jungleville.

Sheen

I think the gardeners went on strike.

Sam

[while being chased by a raptor] HELP! Yeah, yeah. HELP!

Miss Fowl

[while being chased by a giant black snake] Bad snake! Bad snake!

This is Retroville. Based on the flora and fauna, I'd say that wormhole transported the town 75 million years in the past.

Sheen

Awesome! Now I don't have to go to the dentist on Thursday!

Sam

I just saw an egg, a baby, a granny, a rich kid, and two lizard guys- yeah.

Sheen

Oh, wait, wait- I know this joke!

Cindy

It's not a joke, you nimrod! It's the League of Villains!

Cindy

So, what'll happen to Goobot and the other villains?

I programmed the force field to wear off after a few minutes. I'm guessing the League of Villains will have their hands full for quite a while.

I think we all learned something very important today.

Once a crook, always a crook?

Cindy

Clothes make the man?

Sheen

The Atomic Monkeys Special Forces Squad rules?!

No, we learned that we can all sing pretty darn well-- except Sheen.

Sheen

Aw, man!

Cindy

Now, listen Neutron, you'd better…

Carl

[impersonating Mrs. Vortex's voice] Cynthia Vortex! Come over here and help your mother clean up Humphrey's extremely large poopy poo-poo.

Cindy

Oh, just make us big, Neutron!

Cindy

Well, we can all thank our favorite boy genius for getting us into mortal danger - again!

Libby

At least we can say we had an exciting childhood.

Carl

[sees the ship] Hey, look, it's the old McSpanky's burger joint that we used to work at till you shot it at the sun, Jimmy.

They've turned it into a spaceship.

Sheen

[opens a fake treasure chest] It's okay, our worries are over! We're rich! [hugs it]

[standing on a podium] Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've all learned something in the past few days. Size is not important. It doesn't matter if you're big or if you're small. So be happy with who you are.

For saving the citizens of Retroville from a life as toys, we award the Retroville Trophy of Honor to James Isaac Neutron. [gives Jimmy the trophy]

Cindy

[pulls Jimmy down from the podium and stands on it] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out! May I just remind everybody this was all Neutron's fault?!

Oh, the loud girl has a point. [takes the trophy out of Jimmy's hands] Chainsaw! [A man cuts the trophy in half with a chainsaw] For reminding us that this was all Jimmy's fault, we present half of the Retroville Trophy of Honor to Cindy Vortex.

[telling Cindy everything that happened as they fly into the outskirts of town] And that's what happened! The entire town is happy zombies! And the world may be next!

Cindy

So, uh, why were you at Betty Quinlan's house?

Research. Now I may be able to track the broadcast beam of the TV show and find its originating source. I got it! Cindy, it's up to us to stop this thing... together.

Cindy

So, um, what did you do at Betty's house?

Nothing.

Cindy

That's her? She's so sweet and innocent looking.

Yeah, so are child stars. Wait here and keep a look out for any of the happy ones. I'm going in to stop her. [barges in, facing her] Grandma Taters, I presume!

Grandma Taters

Well, hello, honey, come on in. Would you like some hard candy?

I know what you're up to, lady.

Grandma Taters

[pinches Jimmy's cheek] Well, aren't you a smart little boy?

[as the bell rings] Get inside, dirtbag! [pushes Jimmy in Evil Miss Fowl's classroom]

Take your seats, maggots. Evil Cindy and Evil Libby will now give a presentation on wedgies.

Thank you, ugly. Class, nothing hurts like a wedgie, and yet few people understand the proper technique.

May we have a volunteer, NICK?!

No! You can't! [Evil Butch forces him out of his seat and shoves him to the girls] I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

Assume the position!

Simply reach, grab, and give a forceful 90-degree tug. [pulls Evil Nick's underwear harder as he screams in pain]

Note the beads of pain-induced sweat.