Cindy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Cindy

[answers the door] Neutron?

[realizing he made a mistake] Ah! What am I thinking?!

[sarcastic] Oh, I forgot about the ever popular mud-powered radio.

Cindy

And I forgot about your mud-powered brain!

Sheen

Do you have any other Ultra Lord collectibles?

Cindy

No. Pay and leave.

Sheen

Any Ultra Lord videos?

Cindy

No.

Sheen

DVDs?

Cindy

No.

Sheen

CD-ROMs?

Cindy

No!

Sheen

Video games?

Cindy

No!

Sheen

TV episodes of any sort?

Cindy

No!

Sheen

What about the discolored pajamas you get at the swap meet?

Cindy

NO! Do I even look like the kind of pathetic self-deluded dweeb case who'd have anything about Ultra Lord?!

Sheen

No. You look more like a regular kind of pathetic self-diluted dweeb case.

I'm bored. Make a funny face and I can hit you with my rattle.

Cindy

[defiantly] No. [Baby cries] Okay, okay! [makes a funny face and Granny Baby hits her in the face with her rattle]

It's fun hitting you! [laughs]

[whispering] Granny Granny quiet.

Did that baby just talk?

No. Ha, ha, why? Everyone knows babies can't talk.

That's right, 'cause if we could the Video Tubbies would be cancelled so quick it would make their head aerials spin. [laughs]

Cindy

[gives Jimmy the antidote in a baby bottle] Here. Anything else you'd like? Your slippers in a pipe, maybe?

Judy

Hello, honey. How was everything?

Oh, hi, Mom! Nothing unusual here, just me and Granny obeying all your rules. Yes, ma'am, that's what we're doing.

Cindy

Well, I'd love to stay and help you narrowly avoid even more consequences of your stupid actions, but it looks like Libby and I have a date with some enchilada burritos. [leaves]

It's nice to have you back, Granny.

Granny

So nice to be back, Jimmy. [chuckles]

Carl

Hey, Jim, I'm really thirsty. Does your mom have any lemonade?

Granny

[gives Carl the antidote baby bottle] Drink this!

NO! [Carl drinks the antidote, turning himself into an old man] Carl? You okay?

Old Carl

Well, my eyes hurt, my hair is gone, and I have a powerful urge to dance badly.

Granny

I'll take a piece of that.

Two centuries ago, a pirate ship named, the Oozy Scab, hit a squall and sunk to the bottom of Retroville Bay with a mysterious treasure chest. No sub could ever get deep enough to retrieve it until today. I'm finding that treasure.

Cindy

Listen, Neutron. I'm not any happier about being lab partners than you are so let's just classify some seashells and get it over with.

Darn it all, Cindy! I wish I could join you in your fascinating seashell project, but I've already planned a dangerous search for a shipwreck in my extremely cramped submarine.

Cindy

Okay, I'm in.

Cindy

What kind of dunderhead would want to talk to a bunch of stupid fish?

Carl

I wanna talk to fish! I wanna talk to fish! [snatches the microphone out of Jimmy's hand and sees a fish] Oh, hey there, little fella! Do you like Fish Snack 'Ems? They're made from fish like you, only chopped up into little bite sized pieces and deep fried in burning oil! [the fish screams and swims away]

But it's still my ship!

Cindy

You just can't deal with accepting the fact that my plan is better than yours!

Is not!

Cindy

Is so!

Is not!

Cindy

Is so-

Carl

[screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING OF YOURS IS TEARING US ALL APART?!

Cindy

[about Jimmy] Throw him in the brig!

It'll take a lot more than ravenous hunger to turn my men against me! [puts fists on hips and stands proudly] Tell her, boys!

Sheen

I'll get some rope!

Carl

I'll hold him down!

Don't worry. Despite your muteness behavior, you'll all still get a cut of the treasure.

Miss Fowl

This is the most delicious saltwater taffy I've ever tasted, children. Your project gets an A-plus!

Cindy

You know, Jimmy, I hear each one of these pieces of taffy is worth over three cents.

I don't wanna talk about it. [resumes hitting his head]

[observing Carl's genius state in his dream] When Carl's asleep, he dreams he's a genius like me.

Cindy

Like you? Please, you can't even spell your own name!

Carl

Now I need a dummy who will volunteer.

But I'm not dumb. I'm a genius!

Cindy

[giggling] If you're so smart, what's the square root of a flexnart?

That doesn't make any sense!

Carl

The square root of a flexnart is a cupful of boogers.

Libby

[dreamily] He did that all in his head!

Carl, you're asleep. This is a dream.

Carl

Don't be silly. If this was a dream, could I do... [pulls a brain out from his head] this?

That's the only time you can do it! Carl, you're asleep, there are llamas in the classroom! Libby rowed to school with a plastic leg!

Carl

Her paddle broke.

We must get to the bottom of this! [slaps Carl's shoulder]

Cindy

He-He touched his astounded Carl-ness!

Miss Fowl

Throw him in the Ultra Principal!

Uh, hey, Carl, you won't tell anyone about that awful, desperate thing I had to do to wake you up, will ya?

Carl

Of course not, Jimmy.

Cindy

[shows up angrily and walks to Jimmy] Not even in his dreams, Neutron! [hardly slaps him in the face, causing him to spin and fall on his back, and she leaves, disgusted]

Can't just keep running around and around forever. Wait a minute, "running around!" That's it! If I could spin around fast enough, my mass will become less dense, and in theory, I could slip right out of my shoes! Or...I could end up a gelatinous mess splattered all over the ground. [gulps worriedly] I really hope it's the first one. [approaches the school playground and spots the roundabout] Ah, perfect! [spins the roundabout and grips his feet tightly around the center; screaming] Let's see if it's working. I'm lifting out of my shoes. IT IS WORKING! [flings himself into the air while screaming, and his shoes land on the ground, shaking]

Cindy

[sulking in disappointment] I have never been so embarrassed in all my life, and in front of Nick.

Libby

Oh, cheer up, girl. With your grades, you can transfer to any school in town.

Cindy

[threateningly] I just know Neutron's behind this. When I see him...

Sheen

We just saw a ghost!

Carl

Yeah! And it has Jimmy!

Cindy

Good, it can keep him.

Sheen

Boy, you really have some anger issues, don't you?

[coughs] Hi, guys. I'm back. And by the way, that wasn't a ghost. It was me! But once again, I've solved everything.

[disgusted] Ew...!

Cindy

I thought Nerdtron was hard to look at before, but this is disgusting!

Sheen

Yeah, Jimmy, you're totally gross...yet somehow cool. But completely nasty! Yet strangely awesome.

What are you guys talking about? [looks down at himself, seeing his molecules haven't re-assimilated yet] Oh, my molecules haven't re-assimilated.

Carl

Hey, look. [pokes him; chuckling] He's fun to poke.

Stop it, Carl!