CJCindy/Jimmy
If you get garbage on my hair, I'll never forgive you! What have you got to say for yourself? Or myself? Or whoever you are?!
JCJimmy/Cindy
Please, don't put my hands on my hips, guys don't do that.
CJCindy/Jimmy
I'll put my hands anywhere I wanna put my hands. I'll skip to the doll shop swinging my hips like this. Swingy, swingy, swingy, swingy. Girly, girly, girly, girly, gir-
CJCindy/Jimmy
Then fix this, you idiot! Now!
JCJimmy/Cindy
Absolutely! I just need to tinker with it for few hours.
CJCindy/Jimmy
We don't have a few hours. School starts in 20 minutes. You may have stolen my body and my clothes but you're not ruining my perfect attendance record. Now get my butt to class!
[Lindbergh Elementary School; Jimmy and Cindy are walking down the hallway]
JCJimmy/Cindy
My ankles are freezing. Why don't girls just buy pants that cover their legs?
CJCindy/Jimmy
Stop dragging my feet, those are new shoes! Look, if we just act like each other, nobody will ever know.
CJCindy/Jimmy
Oh. So it's war, is it? Fine! [as Jimmy] Look at me, everybody! I, Jimmy Neutron, am a blue-faced, cross-eyed nosepicker!
JCJimmy/Cindy
[as Cindy] Do you think I spent enough hours on my hair this morning? Hey, everybody, look at my ankles! When'll I ever get a pair of pants the right length? [laughs] Who knows?
JCJimmy/Cindy
Oh, yeah? Listen to this!
CJCindy/Jimmy
[threateningly] Don't...you...dare...
JCJimmy/Cindy
[makes an armpit flatulence; as Cindy] How very lady-like of me.
[enters the classroom with pop quiz papers] Quiet, children. Pop quiz!
[The class groans in frustration]
CJCindy/Jimmy
I hope you enjoyed your straight A's, Neutron, 'cause they're a thing of the past. [begins quiz] "The ant is a member of the vegetable family."
JCJimmy/Cindy
[working on quiz] "Name the planets: Farkle… Gub-Gub…"
[Later after class, each paper has a big, fat F on them]
I would like an explanation for these two disgraceful papers.
CJCindy/Jimmy
There is a simple explanation, Miss Fowl. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a complete gabble headed dipstick!
JCJimmy/Cindy
But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl! And if I don't get a month's worth of detention for that, you are even dumber than you look!
CJCindy/Jimmy
Oh yeah?! Well, how many detentions is this worth, Miss Fowl-breath? [she gets on her desk kicks all the papers off]
CACIndy as Jimmy
[To Sheen who wants to put their Bodies/personalities back together} "You can't even put mashed potatoes together!"
Look! There's Jimmy's entire memory of the 3rd grade.
And we drag that to the Jimmy side. "Supreme dislike of show-offy boys."
[Later...]
[tiredly] "Ability to whistle." Can Cindy whistle?
We gave Jimmy rapturous enjoyment of mustard. Let's give Cindy whistling.
[Much, much later...]
Let's see... "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike pedantic show-offy girls who dislike..."
SO CONFUSING! TOO MANY WORDS! Just throw that one away already! [the memory with the words "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike pedantic show-offy girls who dislike..." is deleted; memory allocation is complete] And download. [pulls the lever]
Jimmy? Cindy? Are you finally back in your own bods again?
CJCindy/Jimmy
No! 'Cause it's all Neutron's fault!
JCJimmy/Cindy
My fault? What are you talking about?
CJCindy/Jimmy
If it weren't for Folfax, Wheezer, and Estevez, none of this would have happened, and our pants and ankles are stil different!
JCJimmy/Cindy
Well, it's also all your fault we're still each other in this jam!
Up against the wall! Spread 'em!
Cindy[to Jimmy] Okay, Neutron, you're outta control! I'm making a citizen's arrest!
I want a public defender!
[cries] I want my mommy! [whimpers and then smiles] And some fudge!
[to Goddard] Red alert, Goddard! This is not a drill! This floor is on lockdown!
[landing on the ground and hops out of his rocket after giving an announcement to all of Retroville for not making anymore candy] No more candy, no more problems. What are they gonna go? Riot? [to his surprise in shock, an angry mob shows up, rioting at him]
CCrowd
[chanting angrily] Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!
I can't believe I'm saying that about my own son but, that candy is just too darn good.
[holding up a sign saying, "We want candy now!"] Don't talk! Chant! [resumes chanting]
Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!
People, listen to me! It's only candy!
Cindy
I say we hold him down and force him to make us more candy!
Good idea, go for his tiny legs! CHARGE!!
[The angry mob starts walking closer to Jimmy, threatening to hold him down]
Goddard, chopper mode! [grabs onto Goddard's tail and hovers in the air]
Oh, no you don't, mister! Grab him! Get him, right now! Pull him down!
Goddard, plot a course for the most deserted place in town!
Cindy
If you think you're gonna be the hero here, Neutron, you are sadly mistaken. [holds out some seed pods from Jimmy's plant in her hand] These seed pods from your plant, prove that you are responsible for this whole thing.
Ooh, finally, dinnertime! [swipes the seed pods out of her hand]
Cindy
NO!
[eats them] Mmm, oh, these are, mmm… [grows into super massive size with green skin]
Hey… Hey, this is kind of cool! [laughs] I can see my house from here.
I can fix him! I just need to get another toaster!
Cindy
Uh-huh.
And you guys need to… uh, get that DNA Ray out of Miss Fowl's stomach. Good luck, see ya, bye! [runs off]
You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella and whatever they were serving for lunch in the caferteria on Thursday! Goddard, hit it!
[Goddard plays town-saving music]
[Jimmy gets calls from his friends as his sick patches dissolved into their skins]
Cindy
[in her bathing suit in her room] Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Hey, Jimmy, my patch pulled a Houdini! Doesn't it rock?!
Cure me or face the consequences!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUBBLE BOY!
Okay, okay, settle down! I can fix it! Carl, Sheen, sneak out and meet me in the you-know-what.
[As Jimmy cures everyone with vaccines, they all return to school]
[back in school] I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm finally glad to be going back to normal enough for school.
[also back in school with her wasp sting in the middle of her forehead] Yeah! I'm never getting sick again! Plus, one little sting from that wasp really hurt!
Cindy
[also back in school as well, but with needle marks all over her body and still in her bathing suit] One little sting? Try 678 needles, Folfax, and then talk to me about pain! [angrily gets in Libby's face]
Wait a minute, Vortex. Why are you still in your bathing suit?
Cindy
[stops getting angry] Oh. No reason.
NDNick Dean
[rocking back and forth, muttering helplessly] No more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama, no more leeches, Mama.
It's so good to have you all back! Now I'd like you to meet a new student! Please give a nice warm friendly welcome to Yentl Marmelstein!
YYentl
Hi, I-sniff-gee-yuck-choo, oh sorry, I have a cold.
[freaks out from her seat with Cindy shivers violently in fear and horror] Keep her away from us!
[holds his arms and crosses his fingers looking like a x] Unclean! Unclean!
[wiggles his arms and legs and bolts upright from his seat] SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
[Everyone scrambles out of the classroom screaming, leaving only Mrs. Fowl and Yenti in the classroom]
Good report, Libby, but next time leave off the headphones. I've been asking you to wrap it up for the last 20 minutes.
[misunderstanding] What?!
I said, next time you can't…
[still misunderstanding] Pardon?
I said sit down! [gets up from her desk with graded chemistry tests from last week as Libby sits back down in her seat] Now, class, time to hand back last week's chemistry test. [hands Cindy her graded test] Congratulations, Cindy. You got the best grade in the whole class.
Cindy
A-plus. Pack it in, Neutron. Your best years are behind you. I got an A-plus to your lowly…
[holds up his graded test; smugly and satisfied] Not a chance, Vortex. Now read it and weep!
Cindy
A-plus-plus?! Miss Fowl, I thought you said I got the best grade in class.
I meant, except for Jimmy. Do I really need to say that every time?
Okay, that concludes the boring and annoying portion of the program. Our next act…
Cindy
[runs up on the stage and takes the microphone out of Libby's hand] Wait! I think Jimmy's telling the truth!
JLJimmy and Libby
You do?
Cindy
Yes! While I have no idea how the Yolkians could possibly have gotten into Jimmy's lab… Well, the point is, we owe Jimmy! Who saved us when hostile pants were on the loose in the whole city? Who repelled the giant flaming meteor headed straight for town? Who risked his life to shrink Miss Fowl down to size when she was 50 feet tall? Okay, I know. All of those things were Neutron's fault in the first place, but he still risked his life to save us! The least we owe him is our trust!
You know, the annoying blonde girl has a point.
MMan
Eh, she usually hates Jimmy.
Well, Jimmy did save me from being a giant freak woman.
Give it up for Jimmy! [the crowd cheers for him] We believe in you, Jimmy!
Now, wait just a minute. I'm not believing a word Jimmy says until I have some decent credible evidence. [Poultra roars in distance] Works for me.
[The townspeople start to run but a Yolkian pushes a button, closing the gates, trapping them]
Sweet muffins, we're trapped!
[Poultra's water dish is released from under the stage]
[as the Yolkians release Poultra's water dish] Hey, look! Jimmy's wrong again. The nice Yolkians built us a swimming pool.
Hugh, that's Poultra's water dish!
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
