CACIndy as Jimmy
[To Sheen who wants to put their Bodies/personalities back together} "You can't even put mashed potatoes together!"
Look! There's Jimmy's entire memory of the 3rd grade.
And we drag that to the Jimmy side. "Supreme dislike of show-offy boys."
[Later...]
[tiredly] "Ability to whistle." Can Cindy whistle?
We gave Jimmy rapturous enjoyment of mustard. Let's give Cindy whistling.
[Much, much later...]
Let's see... "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike pedantic show-offy girls who dislike..."
SO CONFUSING! TOO MANY WORDS! Just throw that one away already! [the memory with the words "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike pedantic show-offy girls who dislike..." is deleted; memory allocation is complete] And download. [pulls the lever]
Jimmy? Cindy? Are you finally back in your own bods again?
CJCindy/Jimmy
No! 'Cause it's all Neutron's fault!
JCJimmy/Cindy
My fault? What are you talking about?
CJCindy/Jimmy
If it weren't for Folfax, Wheezer, and Estevez, none of this would have happened, and our pants and ankles are stil different!
JCJimmy/Cindy
Well, it's also all your fault we're still each other in this jam!
[walks up to the front door of Jimmy's house; reading his letter to him] "Dear, Jimmy. I can't come with you tonight, as I have decided to join the French Foreign Legion. This is a decision I do not make likely, as I…" [notices Jimmy looking at him as he opens the front door] Hi, Jimmy. I thought you said 11:30.
JJimmy
Well, you'd have surely been on a plane to Algeria by then, Carl.
I wonder what order he'll eat us in.
JJimmy
He's kidding, Carl. No one's going to eat us. [checks the time on his wrist watch] Three, two one, midnight! Hah! We did it! We took a hypothesis, constructed a scientific protocol, and conclusively proved it false. Take that, Nick and all your ilk!
You know what I smell, Jimmy?
JJimmy
Victorious truth rising above the ashes of superstition?
No. [turns around, pointing to something] Salami. [Zoom out to reveal the Phantom's salami leg; screams]
JJimmy
Stand your ground! It's obviously a trick.
Could you sign this, "To Sheen. With admiration and affection," please?
[Goddard barks at the Phantom while defending the boys, only for the Phantom to growl at him again]
JJimmy
[as the Phantom chases them to pendulum ride] He's not real! He's a mythical construct!
Hey, better safe than swallowed, Jimmy. Oh, he'll just climb in.
JJimmy
Not if we're moving.
JJimmy
Up against the wall! Spread 'em!
[to Jimmy] Okay, Neutron, you're outta control! I'm making a citizen's arrest!
I want a public defender!
[cries] I want my mommy! [whimpers and then smiles] And some fudge!
JJimmy
[to Goddard] Red alert, Goddard! This is not a drill! This floor is on lockdown!
[rolls dice] 7! [chuckles] Your llama is sucked into a volcanic sinkhole, where flesh-eating bats will nip at his screaming face. [eats popcorn]
Sheen, there aren't any volcanic sinkholes in Llama's Day Out!
Maybe that explains why I'm not having fun. [eats popcorn]
JJimmy
[Enters] Hi, Carl. I ran out of chemicals mid-experiment and I know you got a chemistry set for your birthday?
Hey, you can use my chemistry set, Jim. [He gets his Mama's Boy chemestry set down from a shelf.] Oh, the potato's not included.
JJimmy
Uh, that's okay. I assume it comes with a few cc's of ethyl mercaptin?
JJimmy
Well, I can work around that. How about some, uh... dimercural sulfonative?
JJimmy
Oh, Pukin' Pluto! How's a guy supposed to make a four-dimensional Hypercube molecule without access to the complete spectrum of inorganic chemicals?!
Welcome to my nightmare. [eats popcorn]
[Jimmy rolls his eyes.]
[Walks over carrying a leaflet] Here you go, Jimmy. Check out this leaflet from inside the box.
JJimmy
[reading leaflet] "Also try our Ultra-Deluxe model. Contains every element from aluminum to zirconium." Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! [suddenly blue, sighs] Aw, who am I kidding? I don't have any money, and my birthday's three months away.
[eats popcorn] Ah, quit procrastinating, Carl, for I'm not - forget it! I'm rolling for you right now! [rolls one die and piece of popcorn] 1! [chuckles] And Carl's llama falls down. Down into the sulfurous mud pit! How the snake god will be pleased!
Hey, how could you roll the one if there are two dice?
Huh? Oh. Yeah... [Picks up the die and popcorn; suddenly grabs throat and chokes.] Someone get me the jaws of life!
JJimmy
[landing on the ground and hops out of his rocket after giving an announcement to all of Retroville for not making anymore candy] No more candy, no more problems. What are they gonna go? Riot? [to his surprise in shock, an angry mob shows up, rioting at him]
CCrowd
[chanting angrily] Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!
I can't believe I'm saying that about my own son but, that candy is just too darn good.
[holding up a sign saying, "We want candy now!"] Don't talk! Chant! [resumes chanting]
Down with Jimmy! Down with Jimmy!
JJimmy
People, listen to me! It's only candy!
I say we hold him down and force him to make us more candy!
Good idea, go for his tiny legs! CHARGE!!
[The angry mob starts walking closer to Jimmy, threatening to hold him down]
JJimmy
Goddard, chopper mode! [grabs onto Goddard's tail and hovers in the air]
Oh, no you don't, mister! Grab him! Get him, right now! Pull him down!
JJimmy
Goddard, plot a course for the most deserted place in town!
[as Jimmy is hiding out in the Candy Bar to avoid the angry mob] Well, look who's here. Mr. "I'm-going-to-invent-the-best-candy-in-the-world-and-put-the-Candy-Bar-out-of-business".
JJimmy
I'm sorry, Sam. I didn't mean to. I didn't know my candy would be that popular.
That's what the guy who invented underpants said! Anyways, you better skedaddle. That angry mob's gonna be here any moment.
JJimmy
How do you know that?
I called them. What do you expect? I've gone broke here! [the angry crowd chants "Candy! Candy!" from outside the Candy Bar] Uh-oh. Rhythmic chanting. That's a bad sign, yeah.
JJimmy
Oh, what am I gonna do? Think, think, think.
If you think you're gonna be the hero here, Neutron, you are sadly mistaken. [holds out some seed pods from Jimmy's plant in her hand] These seed pods from your plant, prove that you are responsible for this whole thing.
Ooh, finally, dinnertime! [swipes the seed pods out of her hand]
[eats them] Mmm, oh, these are, mmm… [grows into super massive size with green skin]
Hey… Hey, this is kind of cool! [laughs] I can see my house from here.
JJimmy
I can fix him! I just need to get another toaster!
JJimmy
And you guys need to… uh, get that DNA Ray out of Miss Fowl's stomach. Good luck, see ya, bye! [runs off]
You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella and whatever they were serving for lunch in the caferteria on Thursday! Goddard, hit it!
[Goddard plays town-saving music]
Hey, Jimmy, I've been meaning to ask you something.
JJimmy
I know, I know. Why am I carrying two lunches? Because of that bully Terry Finster! This way, after he steals mine, I still have something to eat!
Actually, I was going to ask you who would win in a fight between Big Foot and a Komodo Dragon, but your question's good too.
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
