Jimmy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Cindy

[answers the door] Neutron?

[realizing he made a mistake] Ah! What am I thinking?!

Mom, Dad, I have an announcement.

Judy

Ooh, tell me now if this involves any principals, policemen, or government people.

Nope. Not this time.

Oh, good.

Goddard? [Goddard opens up a projection PowerPoint presentation with his mouth] As you know, research tells us the nuclear family of two or more progeny produces a higher happiness quotient than does a solo child family.

Hugh

Who wants to see the salt and pepper dance?

Oh, maybe I'll just cut to the chase. Mom, Dad, I want a little brother.

Judy

[surprised] Jimmy!

Hugh

Jimbo! Baby making is very…complicated, believe me…

Dad, Dad, it's not complicated, really. It's basically conception, right…?

Hugh

[covers his ears] ♪ La-la-la-la ♪

Judy

Hugh, Hugh! [to Jimmy] Sweetie, a new baby just isn't in the cards right now.

But, Mom, if the glandular timeline closes…

Hugh

That's enough. Okay, I want pie. Anyone else want pie? I want pie.

[horrified] Brobot! What have I done?!

Brobot

[suddenly wakes up] WOW! That was amazing! Talk about tickling. Glad you made me 100% indestructible.

Brobot, I'd like to introduce you to your Mombot and your Popbot. I'm sure you'll be very happy together.

Brobot

[gasps in surprise] Cool! Thanks, Jimmy. You're the best. [holds hands with his robot parents as they fly off to the moon in space]

Judy

Bye, Brobot. We'll miss you. Don't forget to write.

[sarcastic] Oh, I forgot about the ever popular mud-powered radio.

Cindy

And I forgot about your mud-powered brain!

Woo! That hovercar's a piece of work!

Thank you, Mr. Edison. You know, I achieved the upward thrust using strautium nitium-crusted fuel rods and titanium valuves.

Are you through? It's not that great, okay?

Hugh

All right, Jimbo, now listen. We're going to be staying at the Wild Animal Land in Dead Zebra Carcass suite. Don't tell your mother. It's gonna be a big surprise.

Judy

Oh, and Jimmy, Granny Neutron's coming over while we're gone.

Aw, Mom. Don't you remember my theorem proving mathematically, I don't need anyone to watch me?

Hugh

No, Jim-jam, she's not watching you, you're watching her.

Judy

Besides, you can keep each other company. Now, remember, we're counting on you to watch out for her.

Hugh

Oh, and don't conduct anymore experiments on her, Jimbo.

Judy

At her age, the last thing you want is excitement.

Granny

Told you I could get here from the airport in under fifty cents. [laughs]

Hugh

Mom!

Judy

Oh, Mother Neutron.

Hi, Granny.

Granny

Jimmy, you tote my clothes. Hugh, you carry my pills, syrups, salves serums, girdles, ointments, medical devices, and miscellaneous supports.

Age is a cruel, cruel thing, Goddard. In a short 65 years, you completely lose your ability to tell when people want you to stop talking.

Granny

[on screen] And forget Preparation H. I've made it all the way to Preparation X. [laughs]

[thought of something] Wait a second. If I made her young again, I'd bet she'd stop complaining. But I promised Mom and Dad I wouldn't experiment on Granny…especially after that time I made her magnetic. [chuckles]

Granny

Good morning. [points to the standee] I was just telling you over there about my deviated spatchum. On cold mornings it rattles like the Tin Man throwing up a hoagie full of wood screws.

What's in the bottle?

Granny

Tongue De-Furrer. Your tongue gets furry when you're old. Sometimes I wake up it has chewing on it.

Let me open that for you. [takes the bottle as he turns away from Granny, pours the tonic in it, and turns back to her] I think you'll feel much better and quieter after you drink this.

Granny

[drinks the bottle and smacks her lips distastefully] Tastes funny. Of course, what do I know - after 60, your sense of taste completely disapp- [It transforms her into a baby]

[surprised in shock] Granny?!

Goo-goo-ga-gee.

Uh-oh. Granny?

I feel great! Did I just take my morphine?

Uh...No, Granny. Well, you're...You're sort of, uh...baby.

[as Goddard holds up a mirror, looking at her reflection] Holy fiber caps, I'm topless!

Oh, man, this isn't good! Where'd you get the diaper?

I was already wearing it. [farts in her diaper] Ooh...I need my diapey changed!

Problem. Goddard, change diaper.

Change me, NOW! [starts to cry and breaks wind in her diaper again]

Who can change a diaper? [Goddard displays "A NURSE" on his screen] I don't know any nurses. [Goddard's screen then displays "YOUR MOTHER"] No way. I love and respect Mom far too much to let her know I...disobeyed her. [Goddard's screen displays "CINDY"; shockingly looks out the window, seeing Cindy across the street running a garage sale in the driveway with Libby] Uh-uh, no way! I will never ever ask Cindy for a favor!

[breaks wind in her diaper again] Clean my poopy!

Okay, let's go ask Cindy for a favor. Shall we?

I'm bored. Make a funny face and I can hit you with my rattle.

Cindy

[defiantly] No. [Baby cries] Okay, okay! [makes a funny face and Granny Baby hits her in the face with her rattle]

It's fun hitting you! [laughs]

[whispering] Granny Granny quiet.

Did that baby just talk?

No. Ha, ha, why? Everyone knows babies can't talk.

That's right, 'cause if we could the Video Tubbies would be cancelled so quick it would make their head aerials spin. [laughs]

Cindy

[gives Jimmy the antidote in a baby bottle] Here. Anything else you'd like? Your slippers in a pipe, maybe?

Judy

Hello, honey. How was everything?

Oh, hi, Mom! Nothing unusual here, just me and Granny obeying all your rules. Yes, ma'am, that's what we're doing.

Cindy

Well, I'd love to stay and help you narrowly avoid even more consequences of your stupid actions, but it looks like Libby and I have a date with some enchilada burritos. [leaves]

It's nice to have you back, Granny.

Granny

So nice to be back, Jimmy. [chuckles]

Carl

Hey, Jim, I'm really thirsty. Does your mom have any lemonade?

Granny

[gives Carl the antidote baby bottle] Drink this!

NO! [Carl drinks the antidote, turning himself into an old man] Carl? You okay?

Old Carl

Well, my eyes hurt, my hair is gone, and I have a powerful urge to dance badly.

Granny

I'll take a piece of that.

[amazed after watching the commercial of the Encyclopedia of Infinite Knowledge] Wow! Did you guys see that?! There's never been an encyclopedia like that ever! I gotta have it.

Sheen

That's so crazy, because I so don't want it.

Sorry, guys. I gotta go talk to my mom, right now.

Hugh

Congratulations, Sally!

Judy

That's Jenny.

Jimmy!

Two centuries ago, a pirate ship named, the Oozy Scab, hit a squall and sunk to the bottom of Retroville Bay with a mysterious treasure chest. No sub could ever get deep enough to retrieve it until today. I'm finding that treasure.

Cindy

Listen, Neutron. I'm not any happier about being lab partners than you are so let's just classify some seashells and get it over with.

Darn it all, Cindy! I wish I could join you in your fascinating seashell project, but I've already planned a dangerous search for a shipwreck in my extremely cramped submarine.

Cindy

Okay, I'm in.