Granny, Jimmy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Granny

Good morning. [points to the standee] I was just telling you over there about my deviated spatchum. On cold mornings it rattles like the Tin Man throwing up a hoagie full of wood screws.

What's in the bottle?

Granny

Tongue De-Furrer. Your tongue gets furry when you're old. Sometimes I wake up it has chewing on it.

Let me open that for you. [takes the bottle as he turns away from Granny, pours the tonic in it, and turns back to her] I think you'll feel much better and quieter after you drink this.

Granny

[drinks the bottle and smacks her lips distastefully] Tastes funny. Of course, what do I know - after 60, your sense of taste completely disapp- [It transforms her into a baby]

[surprised in shock] Granny?!

Goo-goo-ga-gee.

Uh-oh. Granny?

I feel great! Did I just take my morphine?

Uh...No, Granny. Well, you're...You're sort of, uh...baby.

[as Goddard holds up a mirror, looking at her reflection] Holy fiber caps, I'm topless!

Oh, man, this isn't good! Where'd you get the diaper?

I was already wearing it. [farts in her diaper] Ooh...I need my diapey changed!

Problem. Goddard, change diaper.

Change me, NOW! [starts to cry and breaks wind in her diaper again]

Who can change a diaper? [Goddard displays "A NURSE" on his screen] I don't know any nurses. [Goddard's screen then displays "YOUR MOTHER"] No way. I love and respect Mom far too much to let her know I...disobeyed her. [Goddard's screen displays "CINDY"; shockingly looks out the window, seeing Cindy across the street running a garage sale in the driveway with Libby] Uh-uh, no way! I will never ever ask Cindy for a favor!

[breaks wind in her diaper again] Clean my poopy!

Okay, let's go ask Cindy for a favor. Shall we?