Jimmy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Carl, that bit is over, give it a rest.

Goddard? [finds Goddard's note next to him in his bed] He left me a note in binary code. Better translate. [gets up from his bed and inserts the note into his computer] "Dear, Master. Sorry I let you down. You'd be better off with a real dog like everyone says. Your ex-pet, Goddard." He ran away! [typing on the computer] Access Goddard tracking device. [an "ACCESS DENIED" error appears on the screen; groans] He decommissioned his tracking device! [yelling from the window] GODDARD!!!

Ah, it’s a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl?

Carl

Oh, yeah, sure is, Jimmy. Um, listen, why am I wearing a crash helmet and a parachute?

Because you get to test the Neutron catastrophic simulation escape system!

Carl

Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy. Now, when you say the word catastrophic...

W-Well, it's more catastrophic than a claustrophobically cataclysmic simulation Carl, and it's clearly different.

Carl

Oh... Really?

Judy

[scoldingly and sternly] James Issac Neutron, how many times have I told you to pick up your pants?!

Well, I know just the dog who can answer that, Mom. [Snaps fingers, Goddard comes out] Goddard, access maternal reprehend data, cross reference: pants.

Judy

[onscreen] Jimmy! Pick up your pants, please? - Uh, Jimmy? Pick up your pants. - Pick up your pants. - Pants. - Jimmy! - Jimmy? - Jimmy? - Pick 'em up. - Jimmy! - Pick up… - Pick up… - Jimmy? - …Your pants! [Screen says "54 times to date"] I rest my case. Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Mom.

Cindy

Origami: the ancient art of Japanese paper folding. I will be making the most difficult of all origami structures; a snow monkey.

Actually, paper folding originated in China-

Cindy

Riding a flying dragon-

In the second century A.D.-

Cindy

While drinking tea-

And was brought to Japan-

Cindy

On a ladder-

In the 6th century-

Cindy

IN DECEMBER!

Miss Fowl

Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing this report together.

Cindy

We're not!

Cindy

So. Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero.

Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all...

Cindy

It was your stupid fault all this happened! I'm watching you, Big Brain. But I was in my underwear.

Sheen

Well, I'm left speechless. Ultra Lord, would you care to retort. [imitating Ultra Lord] My new pants are, like, so cool! I could just about die. [normally] That's just what I was thinking.

Carl

I missed you, pants. It's so good to be back inside.

Sheen

Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy?

Okay. Last one there buys the candy!

Judy

[sternly] James Isaac Neutron, you made this mess, and you guys are not going anywhere until you 3…pick up these pants.

Mom!

Mrs. Neutron!

Cindy

Neutron, why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone.

Good news, everyone, Jimmy Neutron's state test scores were the highest in world history. [Jimmy cowers in his seat as all the students glare coldly at him and leave for recess as the bell rings] Okay, time for recess. [shouting] NO ONE GO NEAR JIMMY'S HEAD! [quietly] That was precious cargo.

I liked your project, Libby.

Libby

Ah! [holds up a skull in front of Jimmy's face] Talk to the skull.

Sheen

[after Jimmy attempts to use the Brain Drain helmet on himself] Wow, look at him. He looks so...so similar.

Carl

Aw, that's okay, Jim. There's always next time.

[notices the shine on his inventions, speaking in a derpy-like voice] Shiny? Shiny! I like shiny!

It worked!

Hey, have you guys seen my loopy dance? [singing] I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy, loopy, loopy...

Carl

You know, this new Jimmy seems kinda stupid.

Sheen

Yeah, he's really messed up. [beat] I like him!

Carl

Me too!

Sheen

Can we keep him?

Miss Fowl

Okay, who can tell me the square root of 144? Bwaaak!

[raises hand] I know! Eleventy-six!

Miss Fowl

Well, no, I'm sorry. [squawks] That was wrong! [the kids gasp; Cindy raises her hand] Cindy?

Cindy

12.

Miss Fowl

No! [crying] It's 18!

Haha. Funny monkey! Hahahaha.

Sheen

We're doomed!

Carl

Oh... I wish Jimmy hadn't made himself so dumb.

Cindy

What?!

Carl

Well, you see, Jimmy was in his lab alone and he just...

Cindy

Show me!

Cindy

Okay, Neutron. How does this thing work?

I don't know, Susie.

Cindy

It's Cindy!

You're kinda cute...

Cindy

[flinches] Aah! I'll wing it!

Ladies and gentlemen...and Cindy, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Carl

A llama?

No.

Carl

A baby llama?

[scoffs] No!

Carl

A baby llama with a little hat on?

[angerier] NO!

Cindy

An invention of yours that actually works? [She and Libby laugh.]

NO!...I mean...yes! I present to you...my latest neutronic invention... [presents three pieces of miniature books] Book Gum. Why read a book when you can just chew the book instead?

Sheen

Wow, Jimmy, chewing a book.

Sheen, you don't actually chew a book. See, I reduced the contents of different books to gum form. You chew it, and you know it. [gives some gum to Sheen, who chews it.]

Sheen

[chews a piece] Yuck! Tastes...fishy. [starts quoting from Moby-Dick] "Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale! I'll get you, Moby Dick!"

Cindy

Give me a piece of that. [takes a piece and chews] Hmm...It tastes like fried chicken. [starts quoting from Gone with the Wind] "Oh, Ashley, Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies."

Careful, Carl. It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.

Carl

[selects a piece] Mmm...William Shakespeare.

That might just be a little strong for you, Carl.

Carl

[quotes Romeo's monologue from Romeo and Juliet, during which Cindy rolls her eyes in amazement] "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek."

It's the good life, gentlemen. While the W.L. 3000 does all the work, we're here enjoying a tall cold one.

Sheen

And plan our VIP trip to Retroland.

Carl

HUZZAH!

Sheen

What?

Carl

"Huzzah" some goofy way to say "COOL!"!

[opens the door] What?!?!

Goo-ood afternoon, sir. May I say you look absolutely f-f-fabulous? Ha-ha-ha, yes, I agree it is beautiful out, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...

I don't want to buy nothin'.

Buy? Who said buy? I-I-I'd like to give you a piece of c-candy, absolutely free with no strings attached.

Forget it.

You can never have enough ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-andy, sir.

I can! And I DO! Good-bye! [almost closes the door]

[blocks the door] Y-Yes, y-y-y-yes, this is a "g-good buy".

[struggling to close the door] What part of "NO!" do you not understand?!

[looks at Goddard and holds him up] How about if I throw in this free-ee-ee-ee dog if you buy a box?

Hmm...what kind of dog is he?

He's your kind of dog. C-Congratulations. [gives Goddard to the man, takes his money and slams the door]

[from inside the house] Hey, what does he ea-? Wha-? Wha-? Oh! OH! Not on the carpet, yo-! Ooh...Are those lug nuts?

You gave away Goddard? But you can’t just...

How much do I hear for this strapping young lad? Large of head, brawny of brain.

Cindy

I'll give you 25 cents.

Wh-what are you... what...? 25 cents? I’m worth at least...

Sheen

50 cents.

Sheen?!

Sheen

Sorry, Jimmy, I always wanted to buy you ever since I was five years old!

And the bid is 50 cents... 50 cents... 50-50-50 cents. Four bits, four bits...

Judy

Oh, Hugh, you've got to do something.

Hugh

Don’t worry, sweet cheeks. I’ve got it covered. I'll give you one dollar!

Cindy

Two dollars!

Two dollars! Going once, going twice....

Hugh

Eh, too rich for my blood. See ya, Jimmy.

Judy

Hugh Neutron, you buy our son this instant!

Hugh

But I only have a dollar!

Judy

Oh!

Sheen

Come on! Come on! We need more money!

Cindy

Neutron is mine!

Oh, no, no. Think, think, think, think...

It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.

Brain blast. Might I interest you in some free gum?

Did you say free? Once upon a time... It was the best of times it was the worst of times... Elementary, my dear Watson! Hop on Pop... You're a sorcerer-sorc-sorcerer, Harry! I'm telling you stay away from that! Huck-Finn. Danger! I followed the White-White Rabbit down the hole. Men are from M-M-Mars! Danger, Jimmy Neutron... That's Boo Radley! Danger! Literature overload! Lit-Lit-Literature overload... One for all and all for one! Danger! Jimmy Neutron! Danger! Goodnight, Moon. Danger! Danger! Danger, Danger! Danger! Danger! (Slowly) Danger...

Carl

I don’t know how to stop it!

Sheen

I don't care! All right!

What in the name of Albert Einstein is going on?!

Cindy

Heck if I know, Nerdtron, but isn’t that your stupid jet pack someone is putting in the back of their truck?

Pukin' Pluto!

Buy a box of ca-candy, missy and I'll throw in this beautiful hover car. It was only driven by a ten-year-old boy on the weekends to sciences fairs.

Miss Fowl

Well, after making some creative adjustments in the final tally here are the contest results IT'S A TIE! Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex! [both Jimmy and Cindy are shocked] The two of you are going to Retroland together!

I demand a recount!

Cindy

I demand to be transferred to another school!

I'm not having fun.

Cindy

Neither am I, Nerd-tron!

Want some gum?

Cindy

No!