[Jimmy is outside school, along with Carl, Sheen, Libby & Cindy.]
Ladies and gentlemen...and Cindy, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
A llama?
No.
A baby llama?
[scoffs] No!
A baby llama with a little hat on?
[angerier] NO!
An invention of yours that actually works? [She and Libby laugh.]
NO!...I mean...yes! I present to you...my latest neutronic invention... [presents three pieces of miniature books] Book Gum. Why read a book when you can just chew the book instead?
Wow, Jimmy, chewing a book.
Sheen, you don't actually chew a book. See, I reduced the contents of different books to gum form. You chew it, and you know it. [gives some gum to Sheen, who chews it.]
[chews a piece] Yuck! Tastes...fishy. [starts quoting from Moby-Dick] "Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale! I'll get you, Moby Dick!"
Give me a piece of that. [takes a piece and chews] Hmm...It tastes like fried chicken. [starts quoting from Gone with the Wind] "Oh, Ashley, Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies."
[Carl is about to taste a handful of gum pieces]
Careful, Carl. It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
[selects a piece] Mmm...William Shakespeare.
That might just be a little strong for you, Carl.
[quotes Romeo's monologue from Romeo and Juliet, during which Cindy rolls her eyes in amazement] "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek."
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