[At the campfire, Kelso tries a familiar song to rub Hyde and Jackie's breakup in Hyde's face]
KKelso
Something touched me deep inside the day that Hyde...lied [Hyde is giving Kelso a look]
“Celebration Day (a.k.a. Graduation)” · Season 5, Episode 25
In this episode: Eric Forman (3), Michael Kelso (3), Fez (2), Donna Pinciotti (2), Steven Hyde (1), Red Forman (1), Kitty Forman (1), Jackie Burkhart (1)
So bye, bye Mr. Steven Hyde.
I'm a hottie and you're nottie
Jackie's gonna be mine
She likes my brunette locks not your curly-ass twine
Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fiiiiine
[Red is having a heart attack because Fez and Laurie broke the news of their marriage]
Hang on, Dad.
Kitty?
Yes, Red?
If I don't make it, kill the foreigner!
[Eric and Donna try to scare everyone during their campfire]
Okay. I'm gonna freak everyone out and tell my ghost story, so go hide in the woods and jump out when I get to the end.
[in a British accent] You are as wicked as you are gorgeous.
[Eric gets up and leaves]
You know... it really creeps me out being out here after what happened to those kids.
What kids?
A bunch of kids just like us were camping out up here, [turns on flashlight pointed at her face] and they disappeared. And all the police could find were these bloody drag marks that led down to the lake. It was like... it was like something killed them, and then pulled them in.
Maybe it was the Loch Ness Monster.
No, Fez. The Loch Ness Monster's in Africa.
So the police, like, searched the lake with their sonar and stuff. And when they played back the tapes all they could hear in the background was, like, a whisper.
What did it say?
[scarily; points flashlight at Kelso] "I am the Lady of the Lake. I am the Lady of the Lake." Yeah, and you'll know when she's coming because she screams before she kills. Let's see if we can hear her. [pause] I said, Let's see if we can hear her!
D–Donna, I'm stuck in a thornbush.
I heard her! She's stuck in a thornbush!
It was awful. I saw Laurie, and everything just went blank, and I just ran. I just ran away. And then I heard these high-pitched screams.... and it was me.
Yeah? Well, I've got bigger problems. Fez is a good artist. He's gonna paint me onto a nudie poster, and sell it to every gaucho in Argentina, or wherever the hell he's from. Eric, I'm gonna be Ms. Nude Argentina.
You know, being here under the stars, sitting on the grass... makes me really glad I'm not poor.
Check out that fire, baby. Yeah, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's turning a small fire into a big fire. Man, that one guitar-shaped log is roarin'! [looks more closely into the fire] What the... Is that my guitar?!
Yep. Nice, warm sound.
[Eric is mad at Kelso for leaving the van unattended, thus making the gang miss their graduation ceremony]
What kind of a moron leaves the keys in the ignition?!
When I put the keys in my pocket, it distracts from my natural bulge! GOD!
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