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S5 E25

That '70s Show · Season 5, Episode 25

Eric and Kelso in “Celebration Day (a.k.a. Graduation)”

[Eric is mad at Kelso for leaving the van unattended, thus making the gang miss their graduation ceremony]

What kind of a moron leaves the keys in the ignition?!

When I put the keys in my pocket, it distracts from my natural bulge! GOD!

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