[While in the circle] But I was just amusing myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.
Unless it starts to chafe. Then you should take a week off. It's almost Tuesday, right?
“Laurie Moves Out” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Michael Kelso (2), Eric Forman (1), Steven Hyde (1), Red Forman (1), Fez (1), Kitty Forman (1)
[while in the circle] Man, I'm having a horrible day. Laurie's gone, and now Jackie's all suspicious of me. And I'm getting no lovin'. None! I can't be me without lovin'!
Kelso... if you wanna keep Jackie, man–and trust me, you don't–you gotta act innocent. Okay? Let's practice. So, did you fool around with Laurie?
You know I did!
Dumbass! No, man! Complete denial! Watergate, learn! [sighs] ...Did you fool around with Laurie?
Yeah. Wait, no! I mean, no! Wait, I mean... yeah? Oh, see, this isn't gonna work!
[Red has just come home, having discovered that Laurie is living in sin with a man. He is furious.]
Damn it all to hell!
Honey, what's wrong?
"What's wrong?" EVERYTHING is wrong! These damn kids today, they wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and BIT 'EM IN THE ASS! "Get a job?" HA! It's just party all night, dance all day, and sex everywhere in between! SICKENING! [leaves the kitchen]
[unfazed] Laurie's living with a boy?
Yes.
Just... just one boy, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Well now, see, it could've been worse.
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