[while in the circle] Man, I'm having a horrible day. Laurie's gone, and now Jackie's all suspicious of me. And I'm getting no lovin'. None! I can't be me without lovin'!
Kelso... if you wanna keep Jackie, man–and trust me, you don't–you gotta act innocent. Okay? Let's practice. So, did you fool around with Laurie?
You know I did!
Dumbass! No, man! Complete denial! Watergate, learn! [sighs] ...Did you fool around with Laurie?
Yeah. Wait, no! I mean, no! Wait, I mean... yeah? Oh, see, this isn't gonna work!
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