[Red has just come home, having discovered that Laurie is living in sin with a man. He is furious.]
Damn it all to hell!
Honey, what's wrong?
"What's wrong?" EVERYTHING is wrong! These damn kids today, they wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and BIT 'EM IN THE ASS! "Get a job?" HA! It's just party all night, dance all day, and sex everywhere in between! SICKENING! [leaves the kitchen]
[unfazed] Laurie's living with a boy?
Yes.
Just... just one boy, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Well now, see, it could've been worse.
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