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That '70s Show · Season 2, Episode 1

“Garage Sale” quotes from That '70s Show

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“Garage Sale” · Season 2, Episode 1

In this episode: Eric Forman (2), Kitty Forman (2), Steven Hyde (1), Red Forman (1), Bob Pinciotti (1), Midge Pinciotti (1)

[Kitty suggests something for Hyde to do at a garage sale.]

Oh, Steven, I have a great idea: you can sell lemonade.

Mrs. Forman, I've thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands... and Lord knows I hate a hypocrite!

You could have a little bake sale.

I'd pretty much beat up any kid selling anything.

Steven, you could just do a little table with some cookies and some brownies..

I'm not much of -- brownies. I could make brownies because [stands] people love brownies!

No, they DON'T.

Oh, they love my brownies!

You dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on. That's right. Consequences, my friend. Yeah, consequences. Now my car's gone and Red's high as a kite.

[Red, Kitty, Bob, and Midge get stoned in the basement after eating Hyde's special brownies]

You know... I'm glad the plant is closing. It frees me up to do my own thing.

[laughing] You said, "Do my own thing!"

Oh Red, your own thing. That's so hip!

[eating chips] I love salt.

I like that word, hip. It kinda pops, you know? Hip, hip, hip. I can see my own mouth!

You know what’s beautiful? Fruitcake. All the different colored little fruits living together in one cake.

I jumped out of a cake once.

I also like sweet, but there's just something about salt.

Hip... It starts to lose its meaning after a while, you know? Hip. It's not even a word.

[as someone knocks on the door] Oh my God, listen, you can hear my heart! Oh my God, there it is again!

No, that's someone at the door.

Maybe it's the cops.

It's just someone for the garage sale. Take whatever you want! It won’t fill the hole in your life! [pause; the knocking continues] I’ll see who it is [gets up to answer the door].

You know, for a terrible grouch, Red is great in bed.

[starts laughing] I'm sorry, what?

[singing] Hippity hoppity, Easter's on its way!

Where'd you go, Red?

Well, I was hopping down the old bunny trail, and this guy offered me $200 for the Vista Cruiser. So I sold it to him.

You sold Eric's car? Oh, no. [laughs hysterically]

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