Stone Cold Steve Austin quotes from Survivor Series

Pink tights, what the hell is that all about, Bret?

(This ain't no ballet class.)

Sunglasses and sparklers... what a load of crap!

So, Bret, you're coming back to continue a legacy?

(Uh-uh!)

Stone Cold's gonna make your comeback a livin' hell!

No, you can start begging for mercy right now...

(You will beg for mercy.)

You're not gonna find it!

I think you're completely pathetic.

You're the "best there is", "was" and "ever will be", whatever.

Son, you're looking at the best there is.

Austin 3:16!

Bret, the whole world knows that you quit because you lost to Shawn Michaels.

(The "pretty boy"...)

The "boy toy", kicked your ass back to Canada!

You couldn't face yourself, and you damn sure couldn't face your family!

(You ran away in shame.)

You should have picked another time to come back, son...

(I ain't no "sexy boy".)

When the bell rings and it's time to get down to business...

(I don't dance, son.)

...I'm gonna take seven years of frustration and being pissed off out on your ass!

Think about it like this, Bret; you can finally go home, look yourself in the mirror... and get a little peace of mind, because you will know that you were indeed beat by a real man!

Everybody talks about "the best there is, the best there was", all the other crap. The Excellence of Execution. Bret, cliches are cliches, an ass-whipping is an ass-whipping, and that's exactly what you're gonna get tonight at the hands of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and that's the bottom line!

Austin, you're gonna regret this, don't do it!

I'm gonna do it you pissed me off!

Austin, all right enough is enough, don't do it! Austin you're gonna regret it I know.

Ehheehh, give me a hell yeah you son of a bitch!

[feels car tipping to the side] Austin don't, oh my god, Austin don't, don't, do [as car drops to the pavement] HOLY SHIT!!!

The Game's in that car!! Austin just dropped the Game from that machine!!